The skirts are incredibly short here in Rome. Though the gals were prettier in Athens, this ain't too bad.

no they weren't, unless you like your women hairy

good dolphins roman holiday recommendation, Giolitti's for the world's be gelato con panna

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

can't wait until you get to Prague

upskirt pics when in rome, or youre not in rome

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Thought this was going to be a picture of the inside of Frank's head.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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Nice!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Don't order a cappuccino after 12 noon - screams "loser American tourist" and don't order any seafood dish at any ristorante on Sunday or Monday. The fishermen usually don't work on Saturday & Sunday therefore nothing is fresh and you are getting leftovers... not good.

Other than that, enjoy the "views"

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

hope he gets to go to bruges so he can finally relax!

Finally someone besides me who has seen the movie

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, "short arse". There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.

Chloë: He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf.

Ray: This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you're going to blow your head off.

I'm about an inch or two away from being a midget. I don't know if I should be driving a car or not?

Go try and rent a house in Tuscany.

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You should spend a little time in Sidney

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

So am I. Good thing I'm not full-blooded Irish.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I went there 20+ years ago. My ears still hurt from the all the mopeds buzzing around.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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You could still post up Bernstien

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Mykonos...that sunset is the greatest

Santorini...what a landscape. Unreal.

And the women out here...yikes. Been heavenly. Back to Chicago for a week then off to Goa and Hyderabad. Life is good.

While you're there, why don't you Goa for a long walk off a short pier.

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Pictures?

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