CSFMB: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Beardown: Not 3. Lights are still out in my basement.
CSFMB:
Frank: Are we talking LED or incandescent or arc sodium or what here?
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Beardown |
CSFMB: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Beardown: Not 3. Lights are still out in my basement. CSFMB: Frank: Are we talking LED or incandescent or arc sodium or what here? |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Boo!!!!! |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Tough crowd. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Darkside wrote: Tough crowd. No. We aren't. That's the sad part. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Damnit. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
I laughed. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Darkside wrote: CSFMB: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Beardown: Not 3. Lights are still out in my basement. CSFMB: Frank: Are we talking LED or incandescent or arc sodium or what here? Good one. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Spaulding wrote: I laughed. Now I know I hit bottom. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Darkside wrote: Spaulding wrote: I laughed. Now I know I hit bottom. Kinky |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Darkside wrote: Spaulding wrote: I laughed. Now I know I hit bottom. ain't nothing wrong with that. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Douchebag wrote: Darkside wrote: Spaulding wrote: I laughed. Now I know I hit bottom. Kinky 
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Darkside wrote: Spaulding wrote: I laughed. Now I know I hit bottom. I wouldn't say that. Hitting rock bottom would be anybody that laughs at a drinky joke. She's a bit more sophisticated than those people or that joke teller. You make her laugh, you should feel good about the joke. Why do all jokes of me involve hookers and/or a girl chained to my furnace? Just wondering. My hookers and the girl chained to my furnace would like to know. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Darkside wrote: CSFMB: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Beardown: Not 3. Lights are still out in my basement. CSFMB: Frank: Are we talking LED or incandescent or arc sodium or what here? 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
So that's why he did a porno with Chyna ... |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Don Tiny wrote: So that's why he did a porno with Chyna ... 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
And that's why his was smaller that hers. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
All right. How bout this one... 16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Darkside wrote: All right. How bout this one... 16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman. 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Fuck. I thought that one was good. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Darkside wrote: Fuck. I thought that one was good. Look into Risk Management material. I hear it's gold. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Matches Malone wrote: Darkside wrote: Fuck. I thought that one was good. Look into Risk Management material. I hear it's gold. Chapter one. In order to manage risk, we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk, and what makes it so risky? Hi Bagels! |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Chus wrote: Matches Malone wrote: Darkside wrote: Fuck. I thought that one was good. Look into Risk Management material. I hear it's gold. Chapter one. In order to manage risk, we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk, and what makes it so risky? Hi Bagels! Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
Darkside wrote: All right. How bout this one... 16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman. 
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beardown |
You can pretty much mix and match any of the following lyrics with any other tune in the list: Stairway to Heaven Gilligan's Island Amazing Grace House of the Rising Sun O Little Town of Bethlehem God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen The Yellow Rose of Texas |
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