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Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:14 am ]
Post subject:  Paczki Day 2015
Anglo Paczki Day that is, as we all know the true day was last week.

I called in my order to the bakery this year to avoid taking up time and growing the line at pickup. The bakery opens at 5:30. I got there at abut 5:20 and 10 people were already waiting in cars. Some old babushka almost threw the place into chaos by strolling up at 5:29 pretending not to see everyone waiting. I really hate when old people pull the "I'm old and confused" thing to break down civility. Luckily, one of the people waiting was a cop in squad car who restored the order. I don't know what the CPD was doing in Skokie but I'm no snitch.

Anyway, I had my first and probably only: a chocolate custard filled one with chocolate glaze.

much better than Kirkwood's theo crème filled donut
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Author:  Kirkwood [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
donuts suck.

paczki suck even more. pumpkin pie zone. if they're so good they'd be popular for more than one day a year.
Author:  Bagels [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
Kirkwood wrote:
donuts suck.

paczki suck even more. pumpkin pie zone. if they're so good they'd be popular for more than one day a year.


pretty sure donuts are popular year round...
Author:  Kirkwood [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
Bagels wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
donuts suck.

paczki suck even more. pumpkin pie zone. if they're so good they'd be popular for more than one day a year.


pretty sure donuts are popular year round...

pie is popular year round. pumpkin pie is popular one day.

donuts are popular year round. paczkis are popular one day.

walk into any polish bakery and you could get a paczki in july. no one does b/c they're horrible
Author:  IMU [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
Yeah...donuts are great. Bad thought, Kirkwood.
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
Today is a day to put Kirkwood on ignore, well most days are but I regress, any red blooded American that doesn't like the donut has to be with ISIS.
Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
Never had one, is it just a filled donut?
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
T-Bone wrote:
Never had one, is it just a filled donut?

Yeah, its really nothing. It's a fucking jelly donut but they get all worked up about it
Author:  Kirkwood [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
T-Bone wrote:
Never had one, is it just a filled donut?

yup. plus the foreign name and having to wait in line for them.

that's crack for white hipsters like dolphin.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
Kirkwood wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
donuts suck.

paczki suck even more. pumpkin pie zone. if they're so good they'd be popular for more than one day a year.


pretty sure donuts are popular year round...

pie is popular year round. pumpkin pie is popular one day.

donuts are popular year round. paczkis are popular one day.

walk into any polish bakery and you could get a paczki in july. no one does b/c they're horrible


people buy them every day of the year

Your statement is the equivalent of a previous discussion about Pizza Hut v Lou Malnatti's.
Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
rogers park bryan wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Never had one, is it just a filled donut?

Yeah, its really nothing. It's a fucking jelly donut but they get all worked up about it


Ok, got it. I don't really like filled donuts anyway.
Author:  a retard [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
T-Bone wrote:
Never had one, is it just a filled donut?


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Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
I'm anti-donut. They're not worth being burped up all day.
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
Keyser Soze wrote:
I'm anti-donut. They're not worth being burped up all day.

Another bad American.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
Hawg Ass wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
I'm anti-donut. They're not worth being burped up all day.

Another bad American.


I feel like I'm living Red Dawn and the Soviets dropped in over night
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
good dolphin wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
I'm anti-donut. They're not worth being burped up all day.

Another bad American.


I feel like I'm living Red Dawn and the Soviets dropped in over night

:lol:
Author:  spanky [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
Pollocks really love their jelly donuts
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
spanky wrote:
Pollocks really love their jelly donuts


I'm sorry that whatever country regurgitated you onto these beloved shores has no expertise in pastry making.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
good dolphin wrote:
I really hate when old people pull the "I'm old and confused" thing to break down civility.


dateline fall/winter 1999: a first semester of college sini is riding his morning L train from cumberland to UIC halsted, as he was embarking on the mistake that was attempting to take on computer science @ UIC. i'm not very proactive with homework/tasks, so i was doing some calc homework due right after i showed up in the morning on the train. this was an AM rush hour train so people at o'hare/rosemont/cumberland got seats and by the time you got into the city proper? not so much.

i ended up getting a plump-n-rotund woman with god-awful coffee breath next to me starting at harlem or something. nonetheless i persist with my calculus homework, continuing through the loop/downtown area where the train was 100% standing room only.

it's at that point that some older grey hair women walks on and finds a standing spot by the door, when she looks around and notices me in the first row by the door with calc book on my lap and despite ~180-220lb coffee breath chick to my right impeding on my own natural 6'4/250, this old bitch shakes her head and scoffs before muttering "HE'S YOUNG..... HE SHOULD STAND"

i stop what i'm doing and give her the look of death. i get a rather pissed off look in my eye (it'd be the "menacing" thing if any of you here watch jojo's bizarre adventure) and get her attention copying her scoff extra loud and mocking and then i go "SHE'S OLD..... SHE SHOULD DIE!"

suffice to say, i had no more sass from her til i got to my destination. * claps hands * sometimes you just gotta let people know.
Author:  spanky [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
good dolphin wrote:
spanky wrote:
Pollocks really love their jelly donuts


I'm sorry that whatever country regurgitated you onto these beloved shores has no expertise in pastry making.

What if I told you I was Danish?
Author:  RFDC [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
good dolphin wrote:
I'm sorry that whatever country regurgitated you onto these beloved shores has no expertise in pastry making.


:lol:

dolphin having a bad morning with the inconsistencies pointed out in another thread.

But he sure can still bring the funny when he takes his sox underoos off
Author:  pittmike [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
spanky wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
spanky wrote:
Pollocks really love their jelly donuts


I'm sorry that whatever country regurgitated you onto these beloved shores has no expertise in pastry making.

What if I told you I was Danish?


:lol:
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
spanky wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
spanky wrote:
Pollocks really love their jelly donuts


I'm sorry that whatever country regurgitated you onto these beloved shores has no expertise in pastry making.

What if I told you I was Danish?


We all know your family originated on Easter Island
Author:  Chus [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
spanky wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
spanky wrote:
Pollocks really love their jelly donuts


I'm sorry that whatever country regurgitated you onto these beloved shores has no expertise in pastry making.

What if I told you I was Danish?


The Zen philosopher Basho said that a flute with no holes, is not a flute. And a donut with no hole, is a danish.
Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
good dolphin wrote:
spanky wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
spanky wrote:
Pollocks really love their jelly donuts


I'm sorry that whatever country regurgitated you onto these beloved shores has no expertise in pastry making.

What if I told you I was Danish?


We all know your family originated on Easter Island


:lol: :lol: :lol: Swung on and belted out of the park!
Author:  a retard [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
sinicalypse wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I really hate when old people pull the "I'm old and confused" thing to break down civility.


dateline fall/winter 1999: a first semester of college sini is riding his morning L train from cumberland to UIC halsted, as he was embarking on the mistake that was attempting to take on computer science @ UIC. i'm not very proactive with homework/tasks, so i was doing some calc homework due right after i showed up in the morning on the train. this was an AM rush hour train so people at o'hare/rosemont/cumberland got seats and by the time you got into the city proper? not so much.

i ended up getting a plump-n-rotund woman with god-awful coffee breath next to me starting at harlem or something. nonetheless i persist with my calculus homework, continuing through the loop/downtown area where the train was 100% standing room only.

it's at that point that some older grey hair women walks on and finds a standing spot by the door, when she looks around and notices me in the first row by the door with calc book on my lap and despite ~180-220lb coffee breath chick to my right impeding on my own natural 6'4/250, this old bitch shakes her head and scoffs before muttering "HE'S YOUNG..... HE SHOULD STAND"

i stop what i'm doing and give her the look of death. i get a rather pissed off look in my eye (it'd be the "menacing" thing if any of you here watch jojo's bizarre adventure) and get her attention copying her scoff extra loud and mocking and then i go "SHE'S OLD..... SHE SHOULD DIE!"

suffice to say, i had no more sass from her til i got to my destination. * claps hands * sometimes you just gotta let people know.


:lol: :lol:
Author:  Tall Midget [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
As I have been saying on this site for the past decade, the strawberry and banana cream paczki at Bennison's Bakery in Evanston are simply outstanding:

Image
Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
that was a pretty good come back. :lol:

I had a paczki last week. today I had a triple chocolate donut from Vault.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paczki Day 2015
From the same people who bring you the no-sauce ravioli.


Paczki's are good though!
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