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ME! I heroically didn't drive a crappy model-t to the store
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Author:  Hussra [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:47 am ]
Post subject:  ME! I heroically didn't drive a crappy model-t to the store

and somehow managed NOT to jump any curbs and run over gaggles of pedestrians.

And I certainly did not let my furry sidekick take the wheel for any longer than it took to mop up the spilled latte off my crotch.

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Author:  Brick [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: ME! I heroically didn't drive a crappy model-t to the st

I have to respect him for doing his best to avoid houses. We all know that the best way to slow something down is to hit a a big structure. He could have taken the easy way out and crushed a house and walked away like he just parked his car.

Author:  Hussra [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: ME! I heroically didn't drive a crappy model-t to the st

Or maybe only fly your shitty old ass plane out in BFE where when it inevitably fails you only risk harming tumbleweeds and joshua trees and your own dumb-ass.

Doesn't Ford have a big-ass ranch out in Montana or some shit? Drive an hour outside LA and there's plenty of desolate, empty places to play with your dangerous toys to your heart's content and not have to "heroically" avoid killing other people due to your stupidity putting them in harm's way in the first place.

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Author:  ohnoeskurtis [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: ME! I heroically didn't drive a crappy model-t to the st

Fly YES! Land NO!

Author:  Hussra [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: ME! I heroically didn't drive a crappy model-t to the st

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Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: ME! I heroically didn't drive a crappy model-t to the st

LoneStar would have landed it in the parking lot

Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: ME! I heroically didn't drive a crappy model-t to the st

Quote:
Dead John Denver said:"If your going to crash,do it like a man"

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