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 Post subject: Re: Señora Bonk
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before you feel too bad for her husband...

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 Post subject: Re: Señora Bonk
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if you're going to be a teacher, and even one of the rare ones who doesn't sexx up their students or feed them jizz encrusted cockroaches or fap behind the podium during class, prolly best to keep your instagram and social media feeds G-rated. Pics like those above and this one probably didn't help her when it came time for sentencing; esp since the sentencing judge [below] looks like some chubby goth chick who was prolly jelly of all the fun Katy Ronk-n-Bonk was having:


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Damn she kinda cute.

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I don't understand how this happens. I would never be alone with a student if I were a teacher.


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Damn she kinda cute.


Eligible for parole in 5.5 years.

She'll appeal the sentence, get it reduced, be back dancing to Thiller by St Patty's day 2017.


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I don't understand how this happens. I would never be alone with a student if I were a teacher.


TWO students?!?

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Damn she kinda cute.


Eligible for parole in 5.5 years.

She'll appeal the sentence, get it reduced, be back dancing to Thiller by St Patty's day 2017.


Still seems harsh. :wink:

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TWO students?!?

Kinky. :D


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The fresh-from-college teacher who took over the classroom next to my wife's was removed from the school a couple of weeks ago. It happened early Friday morning before school started, and they were sent scrambling for a sub to cover the day. She had cleared out and moved out by the time my wife got a message through to her later that weekend. The official word was "Something she said made her unfit...", and the inference was via one of the Social Media.

A couple of days later, the supervisor, when asked what my wife might have given her to succeed, the response was "a full-time watchdog".

I know my college-age boys had no problems rounding up buddies to help her move in last Summer, once her picture was circulated.

If only she had come to me for guidance :wink:


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Hussra wrote:
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Eligible for parole in 5.5 years.

She'll appeal the sentence, get it reduced, be back dancing to Thiller by St Patty's day 2017.


i should've read all the way to the end, they aren't done pillorying this chaldean krumper:

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Ronk faces more charges in Macomb Circuit Court, including rape and engaging in sexually abusive activity with children, involving the boy at his home in Macomb Township and in a car in Sterling Heights.

A trial on the Macomb charges is scheduled for March 31.


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I didn't realize she was Chaldean. I figured she was Hispanic.

On a semi-related note, a Northwestern professor wrote an essay about how it's not fair that professors can't nail their undergrads anymore.

https://chronicle.com/article/Sexual-Pa ... es/190351/
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It’s the fiction of the all-powerful professor embedded in the new campus codes that appalls me. And the kowtowing to the fiction—kowtowing wrapped in a vaguely feminist air of rectitude. If this is feminism, it’s feminism hijacked by melodrama. The melodramatic imagination’s obsession with helpless victims and powerful predators is what’s shaping the conversation of the moment, to the detriment of those whose interests are supposedly being protected, namely students. The result? Students’ sense of vulnerability is skyrocketing.


And then, like clockwork, a bunch of students protested to have her fired because this triggered them.

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My GF's daughter is a elementary teacher. She made it very clear no FB or other pics and posts or any stories of any party life even. You can get fired real quick.

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My GF's daughter is a elementary teacher. She made it very clear no FB or other pics and posts or any stories of any party life even. You can get fired real quick.

Most professions these days its wise to stay off social media.

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Tanury's her pre-marriage name. Her dad owned a Hot Melt Tech biz (like super super glue for industrial applications?). She did undergrad at University of Michigan and then attended-but-did-not-finish graduate school, as one of the commenters snarked, at YOLO University in Chicago. j/k, Depaul for grad work. Looks like her dad wooed her back home by buying her and her Buckeye/Celtics fan husband a 2200 or 2800 sq ft brick house in the rather nice Detroit burb of Birmingham.

Do you hate her yet? :)

her tumbleweeds twitter account:

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why do these decent to good looking female teachers hook up with kids? if she really wanted to get laid she could go to any decent bar and throw herself at an adult


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why do these decent to good looking female teachers hook up with kids? if she really wanted to get laid she could go to any decent bar and throw herself at an adult



It is interesting to me that the media do not seem to explore this. If it was a man they would just go he is an animal pedophile. Seemingly, no one wants to explain the female teacher power dynamic in this issue.

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Is it mostly child-less women who get involved with sub-16 kids? Maybe something to do with control/power/newness/novelty/the white-hot heat of a 14 year old's desire? Image

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In an interview with police, the boy said Ronk once told him, "This is what we used to do in high school," referring to getting drunk and having sex in a car.


http://www.inquisitr.com/1931111/jennif ... y-alabama/

http://www.inquisitr.com/1837464/valent ... r-old-boy/

cell phones appear to provide the path to hooking up for these couples, as well as an evidence trail that inevitably leads to them getting busted and the adult going to jail.

In the Katy Tanury-Ronk case, not only did the 15 year old get to have fun with a hottie 29 year old, good chance he also gets a 7 figure civil suit settlement out of Katy and her family.

occasionally you run across a "cheer mom" who tries to hold on to/recapture her youth by having sex with dudes at her daughter's school, but they usually stick to closer to legal age in those cases:

"Pennsylvania cheer mom gets her rah-rah on with daughter's 17-year-old friend"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/p ... -1.2056043

what's up with the car sex with these chicks? Danger of getting caught ups the high?


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Apparently Hussra is her publicist or biographer or something ...


(Zack ... :lol: :lol: :lol: )

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Looks to me like some Boone's Farm of the strawberry daiquiri variety. Not that I would know or anything. And I definitely would not know from downing three bottles on my buddy's 21st birthday and subsequently passing out. Nope, never.

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Apparently Hussra is her publicist or biographer or something ...


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All info gleamed from the comment threads under the links above...but that's not a bad idea. Write to her in prison
and ask if she needs someone to chronicle her story so it can be sold to Lifetime. Might get a handy under the table in
the prison visiting area out of the deal.

Internet comments get predictable a few articles in:

"Dayum, where were these teachers when I was in school?"
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"Rape is rape, whether it's an adult male and underage female or vice versa."
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"How I earn $1800 a week working from home, click here"
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Womyn.


What's in that wine glass? Blood?


They're sacrificing virgins. That's why they need the high school kids.

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what's up with the car sex with these chicks? Danger of getting caught ups the high?

Just more clinging to their high school days, probably.

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billypootons wrote:
why do these decent to good looking female teachers hook up with kids? if she really wanted to get laid she could go to any decent bar and throw herself at an adult


Don't get it either. Ok, she likes them young. Why illegal with a 15 years old? She wouldn't have to try very hard to have 18-22 year olds bang her. She's attractive. It's just stupid. What a shame for her, but she did it.


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