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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 8:29 pm 
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Right next to the wing bar, which might I add, is equally awesome.
Got me some fucking awesome blue cheese stuffed olives. They're swimming in my Blue Bombay right now.
I love you Blue Cheese Stuffed olives.

When I was a kid, my mom said once how she didn't like blue cheese. I asked her why. She said it tastes and smells like puke.

Have you ever puked thru your nose? That's the worst, when you honk and it gets into your sinus and you have to blow puke out of your nose and you're sick and it's burning and everything smells like puke for like hours?

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dunno the cleanliness/freshness of the presentation, but any self-serve olive bars i've seen in grocery stores looked scary.


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dunno the cleanliness/freshness of the presentation, but any self-serve olive bars i've seen in grocery stores looked scary.

The blue bombay handles the grody fingers.

I read once that the handles on the shopping carts are more disgusting than an average gas station toilet. I believe it. Ever seen the people that shop? They're disgusting.

I work in an average of 5-6 houses a day. Your average american is a repulsive slob.

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prefer to make my own blue cheese olives with a nice cheese of my own selecting.

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prefer to make my own blue cheese olives with a nice cheese of my own selecting.

Ok, what kind of olives do you get though... just green olives and you pit them yourself or what?

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I like olives, but I've never understood the concept of an olive bar. Can they really sell that many olives?

I stuff my own olives with blue cheese.

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I alternate bleu cheese or garlic olives and they are a wonderful thing.

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I like olives, but I've never understood the concept of an olive bar. Can they really sell that many olives?

I stuff my own olives with blue cheese.

FINISH THE FUCKING STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING OLIVES.

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I like olives, but I've never understood the concept of an olive bar. Can they really sell that many olives?

I stuff my own olives with blue cheese.

FINISH THE FUCKING STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING OLIVES.


I MAKE MY OWN FUCKING BLUE CHEESE FUCKING OLIVES. FUCK.

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I like olives, but I've never understood the concept of an olive bar. Can they really sell that many olives?

I stuff my own olives with blue cheese.

FINISH THE FUCKING STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING OLIVES.


I MAKE MY OWN FUCKING BLUE CHEESE FUCKING OLIVES. FUCK.

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For fucks sake man!
What olives?
Do you pit them? Buy them pitted? Remove a goddamn pimento and stuff it?
Do you get your Blue cheese at the deli? The shit on the shelf!
DETAILS MAN DETAILS

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You people make fun of Bernstein's live-reads for wine, but stuff olives with cheese with your free time?

That said I wish to read more about Scorehead and his tales of olivery.

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That said I wish to read more about Scorehead and his tales of olivery.

That's what I'm saying man.

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Goddamn it now I want stuffed olives. Thanks schmuckos :lol:


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Goddamn it now I want stuffed olives. Thanks schmuckos :lol:


You think you do ... then you bite into one and wonder what fucking Nazi scientist concocted such culinary treachery.

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Goddamn it now I want stuffed olives. Thanks schmuckos :lol:


You think you do ... then you bite into one and wonder what fucking Nazi scientist concocted such culinary treachery.

Fuck you you goofy fuck. Blue cheese stuffed olives are glorious. You know nothing! I know everything!

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Goddamn it now I want stuffed olives. Thanks schmuckos :lol:


You think you do ... then you bite into one and wonder what fucking Nazi scientist concocted such culinary treachery.

Fuck you you goofy fuck. Blue cheese stuffed olives are glorious. You know nothing! I know everything!

I know where I'm gonna stuff some blue cheese if you don't hush your mush ...

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Goddamn it now I want stuffed olives. Thanks schmuckos :lol:


You think you do ... then you bite into one and wonder what fucking Nazi scientist concocted such culinary treachery.

Amen Don. Bleu cheese anything is just this of mayo on the most vile foods scale.

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Amen Don. Bleu cheese anything is just this of mayo on the most vile foods scale.

Because I love you I'll forgive you for being a really dumbassed bastard for saying this.
Ever had a ribeye crusted with Blue cheese? Christ man, that is LIVING.

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Whole Foods has 3 that I like. A greek mix, a sweet one which I didn't think I'd like but I do, and a spicy one. I buy some almost every week.


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Whole Foods has 3 that I like. A greek mix, a sweet one which I didn't think I'd like but I do, and a spicy one. I buy some almost every week.

Well hullo mr. fancy pants.

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Amen Don. Bleu cheese anything is just this of mayo on the most vile foods scale.


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Well hullo mr. fancy pants.


I prefer ahoy polloi. When did Jewel get those and what types do they have?


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Well hullo mr. fancy pants.


I prefer ahoy polloi. When did Jewel get those and what types do they have?

Some have them and some don't. The Fox Lake one has them but Wauconda doesn't. I don't really know what other kinds they have beyond the blue cheese cause I don't really buy anything else. There's like 7 or 8 choices.

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You gotta go to fancy shop like Whole Foods to find a really good blue cheese. I get something from Wisconsin: Moody Blue or Ba Ba Blue.

I just buy the biggest green olives I can find -- pitted -- with pimentos. That's the chef's treat, eating the pimento.

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Whole Foods has 3 that I like. A greek mix, a sweet one which I didn't think I'd like but I do, and a spicy one. I buy some almost every week.


But it is about twice as much per pound.

The wing bar is excellent

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I buy the 2 pack of Queen olives at Sam's for $7.99. They're huge. I buy a wedge of Blue Cheese at Woodmans. They have a good cheese section. My oldest Son gave me a Blue Cheese Olive stuffer last Christmas & it works great. There are a lot of plastic ones out there but you want the steel one. Its a great gizmo.

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I buy the 2 pack of Queen olives at Sam's for $7.99. They're huge. I buy a wedge of Blue Cheese at Woodmans. They have a good cheese section. My oldest Son gave me a Blue Cheese Olive stuffer last Christmas & it works great. There are a lot of plastic ones out there but you want the steel one. Its a great gizmo.

Dude, you could not be any whiter than that post. :lol:

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I buy the 2 pack of Queen olives at Sam's for $7.99. They're huge. I buy a wedge of Blue Cheese at Woodmans. They have a good cheese section. My oldest Son gave me a Blue Cheese Olive stuffer last Christmas & it works great. There are a lot of plastic ones out there but you want the steel one. Its a great gizmo.

Dude, you could not be any whiter than that post. :lol:


Well, I'm white...pasty white...so yea.

Here is the Blue Cheese stuffer gizmo...

http://www.thegreenhead.com/2011/04/outset-stainless-steel-olive-stuffer.php

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Goddamn it now I want stuffed olives. Thanks schmuckos :lol:


You think you do ... then you bite into one and wonder what fucking Nazi scientist concocted such culinary treachery.

Amen Don. Bleu cheese anything is just this of mayo on the most vile foods scale.


QFT x 2.

The rest of you are fucking barbarians.












Not that that's a bad thing...

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Whole Foods has 3 that I like. A greek mix, a sweet one which I didn't think I'd like but I do, and a spicy one. I buy some almost every week.


try the giant white beans......they're in the olive bar. i know, it's a giant white bean. but so very delicious


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