Hatchetman wrote:
your move to first base is a fucking disaster?
that's well played on all levels Hatch
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue May 12, 2015 8:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Joe Orr |
It was a little cool this morning so I decided to go with a wool sport coat as part of my ensemble. I walked up to The Farmacy food truck to get a breakfast sandwich for an injured co worker. A very cute blond was working the window. She said, "I love your sport coat", and started engaging me in some conversation. Joe Orr, thank you for your fashion advice and life coaching. You made my day just a little brighter. |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Tue May 12, 2015 8:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Fake Story |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue May 12, 2015 8:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
True as could be. I'm not a bad looking guy. My looks are the equivalent of Jon Lester pitching. |
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| Author: | Ed_from_Lisle [ Tue May 12, 2015 8:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
good dolphin wrote: My looks are the equivalent of Jon Lester pitching. Meaning that your best years are behind you? |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue May 12, 2015 8:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
your move to first base is a fucking disaster? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue May 12, 2015 8:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Ed_from_Lisle wrote: good dolphin wrote: My looks are the equivalent of Jon Lester pitching. Meaning that your best years are behind you? I'm not sure about that. I see old pictures of my dad. He wasn't some great looking guy in his youth but he was a gentlemanly looking type in his 50s. My friends who were girls used to tell me they thought he was handsome. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Hatchetman wrote: your move to first base is a fucking disaster? that's well played on all levels Hatch
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
good dolphin wrote: It was a little cool this morning so I decided to go with a wool sport coat as part of my ensemble. I walked up to The Farmacy food truck to get a breakfast sandwich for an injured co worker. A very cute blond was working the window. She said, "I love your sport coat", and started engaging me in some conversation. Joe Orr, thank you for your fashion advice and life coaching. You made my day just a little brighter. JORR is just glad that you remembered your wallet. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Hatch !! Nicely done. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
good dolphin wrote: True as could be. I'm not a bad looking guy. My looks are the equivalent of Jon Lester pitching. Says you. good dolphin wrote: I'm not sure about that. I see old pictures of my dad. He wasn't some great looking guy in his youth but he was a gentlemanly looking type in his 50s. My friends who were girls used to tell me they thought he was handsome. Was you mother a handsome woman too? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
my mother knew when to get in on the ground floor of an investment...she hit the jackpot with a handsome husband AND a wonderful son |
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
The guy's name is Rod. Why do you all keep calling him by Joe? |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
I thought his real name was Bob.
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| Author: | SteveSarley [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Spaulding wrote: good dolphin wrote: True as could be. I'm not a bad looking guy. My looks are the equivalent of Jon Lester pitching. Says you. good dolphin wrote: I'm not sure about that. I see old pictures of my dad. He wasn't some great looking guy in his youth but he was a gentlemanly looking type in his 50s. My friends who were girls used to tell me they thought he was handsome. Was you mother a handsome woman too? George to Estelle: "Was she uh, was she a big, uh woman? Bosomy?" |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
good dolphin wrote: my mother knew when to get in on the ground floor of an investment...she hit the jackpot with a handsome husband AND a wonderful son Stuff is getting deep in this thread. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Joe Orr has you all fooled. Ive been on flights with him. He wears sweatpants and a (redacted)-tee and takes off his flip flops right after boarding |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
rogers park bryan wrote: Joe Orr has you all fooled. Ive been on flights with him. He wears sweatpants and a (redacted)-tee and takes off his flip flops right after boarding Does he sit in first class and attempt to enter the mile high club? |
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| Author: | IMU [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
rogers park bryan wrote: Joe Orr has you all fooled. Ive been on flights with him. He wears sweatpants and a (redacted)-tee and takes off his flip flops right after boarding He is taking you on trips now? You must be one hell of a lay. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Hatchetman wrote: your move to first base is a fucking disaster? 
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
IMU wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Joe Orr has you all fooled. Ive been on flights with him. He wears sweatpants and a (redacted)-tee and takes off his flip flops right after boarding He is taking you on trips now? You must be one hell of a lay. 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Hatchetman wrote: your move to first base is a fucking disaster? Post of the Year candidate.
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue May 12, 2015 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Hatchetman wrote: your move to first base is a fucking disaster?
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue May 12, 2015 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Why do so many find it difficult to admit what was obvious to this young lady at first sight? |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Tue May 12, 2015 12:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Joe Orr |
Seacrest wrote: JORR is just glad that you remembered your wallet. Good "really, the dog ate my homework" Dolphin, Esq. |
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