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Author: | DannyB [ Sat May 30, 2015 4:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Ben Ancheff |
How do you not root for this guy? I'm thinking tree fitty is more like it though. http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/300-p ... 1707895149 |
Author: | RFDC [ Sat May 30, 2015 4:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
yeah I was just reading about this guy. NO way he is 300. He is 350 at least, maybe more like 375. |
Author: | DannyB [ Sat May 30, 2015 5:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Here's an action shot. He's downright Seaveresque. |
Author: | Sneakers O'Toole [ Sat May 30, 2015 5:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
DannyB wrote: Here's an action shot. He's downright Seaveresque. He's gotta be pushing 400. I'm 6'2 and was 360 earlier this year and even I didn't look like that. Though I'm sure I wasn't far from it. |
Author: | Curious Hair [ Sat May 30, 2015 5:54 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Ramblin' Boo Berry! |
Author: | K Effective [ Sat May 30, 2015 8:54 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Well, it's not like he's an athlete, he's a baseball player. |
Author: | K Effective [ Sat May 30, 2015 8:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Looking closer at those stats, how the Hell do you start 5 games and only pitch 16.2 innings in 17 total games? Start and face one or two batters then get pulled? A closer with fewer innings than games yes, but a starter? |
Author: | Darkside [ Sat May 30, 2015 9:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
K Effective wrote: Looking closer at those stats, how the Hell do you start 5 games and only pitch 16.2 innings in 17 total games? Start and face one or two batters then get pulled? A closer with fewer innings than games yes, but a starter? He gets pooped out easily see. |
Author: | bigfan [ Sat May 30, 2015 10:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Darkside wrote: K Effective wrote: Looking closer at those stats, how the Hell do you start 5 games and only pitch 16.2 innings in 17 total games? Start and face one or two batters then get pulled? A closer with fewer innings than games yes, but a starter? He gets pooped out easily see. Actually, getting the poop out might be an issue! (Sox sign him in the 37th rd and claim they did so because Coop saw something) |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Sun May 31, 2015 8:22 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
K Effective wrote: Looking closer at those stats, how the Hell do you start 5 games and only pitch 16.2 innings in 17 total games? Start and face one or two batters then get pulled? A closer with fewer innings than games yes, but a starter? Coaches use non-conference games as bullpen days. They'll use 6-9 pitchers to get them all some work. The Big Fella may have been the "starting" pitcher but he was not going to go more than an inning or two. |
Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:33 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
the beard is slimming Did he rsvp for lakemoorefest yet? |
Author: | billypootons [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:48 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
finally a pitcher it makes sense to bunt against, let robin ventura know |
Author: | BigW72 [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Damn...Rick Reuschel looks pretty damn slim next to this guy |
Author: | Hawg Ass [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Those poor pants. |
Author: | RFDC [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
good dolphin wrote: the beard is slimming Did he rsvp for lakemoorefest yet? |
Author: | Ed_from_Lisle [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Anyone else hear Spiegel and Goff talking about him? Spiegel admitted to wearing sweatpants instead of baseball pants when he played at Emerson because they couldn't get a pants size big enough to fit him. |
Author: | Hawg Ass [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Ed_from_Lisle wrote: Anyone else hear Spiegel and Goff talking about him? Spiegel admitted to wearing sweatpants instead of baseball pants when he played at Emerson because they couldn't get a pants size big enough to fit him. |
Author: | RFDC [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Ed_from_Lisle wrote: Anyone else hear Spiegel and Goff talking about him? Spiegel admitted to wearing sweatpants instead of baseball pants when he played at Emerson because they couldn't get a pants size big enough to fit him. Is Emerson college or high school? |
Author: | Hatchetman [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
probably keeps BABIP down. |
Author: | Chris_in_joliet [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
I bet his cholesterol level and era is about in the same range. |
Author: | Ed_from_Lisle [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Damn you CIJ!!!! I'm still posting these!! Can't believe nobody's made these jokes yet. Besides CIJ... The kid leads the league in bad cholesterol. His slash line of 200/100/100 represents his blood pressure and resting heart rate. The pitcher's mound has to be raised after inning he pitches. |
Author: | Chris_in_joliet [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Ed_from_Lisle wrote: Damn you CIJ!!!! I'm still posting these!! Can't believe nobody's made these jokes yet. Besides CIJ... The kid leads the league in bad cholesterol. His slash line of 200/100/100 represents his blood pressure and resting heart rate. The pitcher's mound has to be raised after inning he pitches. I wonder if in big spots he sweats bullets or cheetos? |
Author: | MajorKong [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
No shit- he played for the Manatees of the State College of Florida. Manager runs out of bullpen arms "Can anyone pitch?" *mascot raises his flipper* http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/everything-you-must-know-about-internet-sensation-300-pound-pitcher-ben-ancheff/ |
Author: | Hatchetman [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
well, all the best to this guy. I hope he can keep his weight somewhat in check and lead a normal life. |
Author: | Ed_from_Lisle [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
Hatchetman wrote: well, all the best to this guy. I hope he can keep his weight somewhat in check and lead a normal life. Somewhat in check?! He's not a tad overweight. The dude is morbidly obese. That's quite a distance from somewhat in check. He makes Bobby Janks look svelte. at CIJ and the Cheetoh's joke. |
Author: | Hatchetman [ Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ben Ancheff |
well he can still move around a bit. I don't want him to go 5 or 6 clicks and live a life stuck in bed. |
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