Cleveland Indians holding Brandon Moss 10oth HR ball ransom for the following items! CLASSIC!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Can't tell whether the one guy requires an iWatch and a drum of lube, or if he'll take either/or.

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$5000 or Ipad. Real genius there...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

reminds me of the movie Armageddon when Bruce Willis has the list of demands from his crew before they go to the asteroid...

Best request ever...No taxes...ever again.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

seems like an expensive request for a guy who may have to watch his money in the future

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

$6.5 mill this year...anyone with common sense can live an entire life on this alone...but he is a baseball player, so he has collected another $6 mill before this year and if he hits 25 HR's again, he is probably going to keep making $5-6 mill for the next 2-3 years at least...

Of course if he lives the private plane, limos, side chicks, etc lifesyle....I agree....he needs to balance it...or watch it.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

If it were me I would skip paying the ransom and instead just grab a BP ball and put it in my trophy case along with the note. It would make for a much more interesting trophy case.

And if I became broke the note would probably fetch as much (if not more) on ebay than a 100th HR ball would.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."