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| Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The alligator! |
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| Author: | mcbrides [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
What a dumb ass. I see stupid shit like this at the pub all the time. |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
mcbrides wrote: What a dumb ass. I see stupid shit like this at the pub all the time. go on.... |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 3:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
1 less dumbass to worry about. |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
There seems to be a whole bunch of complete stupidity in the world that's being dealt with by natural occurences, yet here we are still typing away. |
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| Author: | mcbrides [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 3:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Kirkwood wrote: mcbrides wrote: What a dumb ass. I see stupid shit like this at the pub all the time. go on.... Gate to patio was locked and some drunk ass didn't want to go through the building to get out and said im going to jump the fence I said I wouldn't cause I have seen 3 people rack themselves doing it and sure as shit bingo number 4. Plus he got himself so good on one of the spires he ended up piuking cause he was in so much pain... |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Did he yell "Fuck that fence" first? |
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| Author: | mcbrides [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
No but I think he told me to fuck off 
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
I'm definitely going to your bar at the wrong time. No MILF's or stupid human tricks. Just a bunch of old guys gawking at the hot waitresses while drooling in their beers. Of course I fit right in. |
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| Author: | IMU [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
This is the only Gator that gets a shoutout in my book. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
redskingreg wrote: Did he yell "Fuck that fence" first? No. Spanky was too drunk. He was slurring his words, quite noticeably. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
IMU wrote: This is the only Gator that gets a shoutout in my book. Not even a minor Neal Anderson or Alex Brown? |
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| Author: | IMU [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
At one point I would have said Percy Harvin. Maybe I'll one day say Sharrif Floyd. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Chus wrote: redskingreg wrote: Did he yell "Fuck that fence" first? No. Spanky was too drunk. He was slurring his words, quite noticeably. 
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Street just served on the gator. A customer at Burkart's Marina in Orange on Monday said he shot and killed an 11-foot alligator he believed was involved in a deadly attack on an Orange man Friday. The man, who identified himself only as "Bear," said he set a trap out of his boat with chicken as bait and caught the 400-pound reptile before he killed it with a shotgun. "He had to go," Bear said. "That's what happens when you kill someone." Game wardens cut open the reptile Monday evening and found remains of Orange man Tommie Woodward's body in the animal's throat, said Rodney Price, Justice of the Peace, Pct. 4. "Bear" and four other men were taking pictures of the alligator when game wardens arrived at the marina and the men left in a boat. The gator apparently was shot in the head and dragged from the water. Woodward, 28, showed up Thursday night at the marina, located at 1802 Mississippi St., with a young woman and told the staff closing the restaurant that he was going to jump in the bayou, said Allen Burkart, who has owned the family-friendly place selling beer and hamburgers for 50 years. Despite the sign, "No Swimming. Alligators," and staff's warning, Woodward entered the water and died in Texas' first fatal alligator attack in nearly two centuries. Capt. Rod Ousley, with the Texas Parks Wildlife - Beaumont District, said killing an alligator is a class C misdemeanor punishable by a fine up to $500. The men who claim they shot the animal should have called the department and waited for a game warden, Ousley said. "It sounds like somebody just took it upon themselves to kill the animal," Ousley said. Ousley said the meat might have rotted by the time game wardens skin the animals, but the hide will be removed and sold, he said. The animal's death also will be recorded in a data base. Woodward's cause of death is still unknown, pending autopsy reports. Ousley said his team was investigating whether anyone notified Texas Parks and Wildlife of the alligator's presence. "We're still backtracking to make sure a nuisance control hunter was notified. So far in the investigation, the answer is no," Ousley said. Capt. Robert Enmon with the Orange police department said Friday he suspects Woodward drowned, though his injuries were serious enough to cause death. Woodward suffered major trauma to his left arm and puncture wounds to his upper left chest, Enmon said. He suspects the man drowned, but the cause of death is still pending autopsy results, he said. Officers went out on a boat Friday at about 2:30 a.m. along with a game warden from Texas Parks and Wildlife. They found the man's body about 4:30 a.m. Burkart said he is glad to see the animal go. He told The Enterprise Friday he first saw the alligator a few weeks ago and up the sign to keep people from swimming. "A thing that big can chase you all the way out here," Burkart said pointing at the boat ramp. Enterprise photographer Jake Daniels contributed to this report. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Hope that poaching hillbilly pos gets identified. |
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| Author: | IMU [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Wow, it seems alligators have more rights than some U.S. citizens. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Fuck that guy, he was warned..he ignored the signs, he was practically begging to be killed. That's really stupid and reckless..even for Texans. This guy is no different than that moron Tim Treadwell . |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
312player wrote: Fuck that guy, he was warned..he ignored the signs, he was practically begging to be killed. That's really stupid and reckless..even for Texans. He should be a lock for a Darwin Award. http://www.darwinawards.com/ |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Chus wrote: 312player wrote: Fuck that guy, he was warned..he ignored the signs, he was practically begging to be killed. That's really stupid and reckless..even for Texans. He should be a lock for a Darwin Award. http://www.darwinawards.com/ Pretty solid competition from the guy that blew his head off with the fireworks. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Hawg Ass wrote: Chus wrote: 312player wrote: Fuck that guy, he was warned..he ignored the signs, he was practically begging to be killed. That's really stupid and reckless..even for Texans. He should be a lock for a Darwin Award. http://www.darwinawards.com/ Pretty solid competition from the guy that blew his head off with the fireworks. There are many different categories, and honorable mentions, and what not. The "mortars blew off my head" guy is a strong candidate, but there are tons of people who get hurt/killed when playing with explosives. To ignore several warnings, and say "Fuck that alligator", is special. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
the guy who blew himself up looked more like he was just playing around and did something irreversibly stupid as an accident. and he was 22 years old. most likely very drunk. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
W_Z wrote: the guy who blew himself up looked more like he was just playing around and did something irreversibly stupid as an accident. and he was 22 years old. most likely very drunk. Do we think the genius that decided to take a swim with the gator was in complete mind? |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
he was a texan, so, no. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
W_Z wrote: he was a texan, so, no. 
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| Author: | 312player [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Some of those awards are hysterical. I always enjoy a show of " gun safety" when the instructor shoots and kills himself. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
Real shame that alligator had to die because of this idiot...and then the other idiot who shot the gator. A call to Fish and Wildlife would've sent over the local Steve Erwin who would've captured and relocated the gator. That said, I wonder if an alligator that killed a human would be relocated or simply destroyed since it showed a liking for man flesh? |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
shakes wrote: Real shame that alligator had to die because of this idiot...and then the other idiot who shot the gator. A call to Fish and Wildlife would've sent over the local Steve Erwin who would've captured and relocated the gator. That said, I wonder if an alligator that killed a human would be relocated or simply destroyed since it showed a liking for man flesh? I am fairly certain they have to kill it. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The alligator! |
They really love the death penalty in Texas. |
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