white female cops are the worst. last time i was arrested it was by this little mighty mouse female cop from the 12th district.
figured she was gonna run me soon as I opened the door and failed to notice her at the apex of the phalanx of police outside the door.
"Down here! I'm the one you need talk to!"
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and then once inside,
"you're too tall, sit down in this chair so I can get in your face better."
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Didn't help that I was stifling a laugh at that point, at the prospect of being arrested by a member of the lollipop guild.
And then back at the station she got po'd that my transport to booking at 17th and Wabash was late (as they were watching the Blackhawks game at a bar). So miss mighty mouse cop
challenged one of the transport detail cops to "take off our belts and go outside". I was lol'ing while chained to the wall at that point. The transport detail cops were cracking
jokes about her in the transport van on the way over to booking. I i-bonded/ROR'd out around 3 am Sunday morming.. Last thing I heard as I perp-walked to freedom was the guard running the holding cells there telling one of the
other lucky contestants that he (guy in jail) didn't have to show him his gang tattoos, but they were about to take the lot of them over to 26th and Cali to wait for an appearance Monday AM;
and if he (the guy in jail) didn't let the guard know his gang affiliation he could end up in the wrong cell-block, with rival gang members instead of his homies.
