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Author:  denisdman [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 12:27 pm ]
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I am guessing JORR. The avatar plus the wittiness of his taglines.

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Jimmy Thick- Don't feel bad, I need people to beat.
Jimmy Thick- Its pretty easy to spell out, if you take a QB in round one.
Jimmy Thick- The Father, Son and Holy spirit walk into a bar, bartender looks up and asks, " Where is Jimmy Thick"
Jimmy Thick- Life lessons on top of your wife.
Jimmy Thick- Plus I am like 30 years younger.
Jimmy Thick- To be the man...You have to beat the man...
Jimmy Thick- Clean living never hurt anyone.
Jimmy Thick- Old Wrigley Field, it was such a dump...
Jimmy Thick- A dreamlike state achieved by the flushing of toilets...
Jimmy Thick- Fucking parents at those games, such assholes.
Jimmy Thick- Or start making serious coin making milf porn...
Jimmy Thick- Onward to my nirvana of white women, breast milk and unshaved pubic regions!!!
Jimmy Thick- Madison is a high paying job heaven, if you know what you are doing.
Jimmy Thick- Take em' out back, bullet in the head...
Jimmy Thick- Bars on every street corner.
Jimmy Thick- Had a job at Epic, make 200k my first year 7 years ago, yeah blame it on Madison...
Jimmy Thick- One of the greatest critics who ever walked the earth to a hack sports writer? Yeah, um, yeah. *Jimmy rolls eyes *
Jimmy Thick- More of my tax dollars out of my pocket...
Jimmy Thick-No, really, honestly.
Jimmy Thick- Panning out. No, not really.
Jimmy Thick- A worthless human oddity.
Jimmy Thick- Next.
Jimmy Thick- Small, worthless, and very ugly.
Jimmy Thick- The over-indulgence of the common man simplifies their future comprehension towards eternity- James Thick
Jimmy Thick-Or anything with Rhonda Rousey naked.
Jimmy Thick- Rich Man Poor Man
Jimmy Thick- More catchphrases than a WWE wrestler, but with a drug free body...
Jimmy Thick- Betting man myself...
Jimmy Thick- "Help, help, stop you brute, no means no..."
Jimmy Thick- Guy walking into a bar with a constipated parrot under his arm and a bag of hot Portillos under the other...
Jimmy Thick-Quick, everyone to the Blackhawks bandwagon!!!
Jimmy Thick- Your honor, I hit him once, but he did all the damage to himself trying to prove to me he can take it, honest...He reminded me of Gary Varsho...
Jimmy Thick- Call Stu a punk, its what he is.
Jimmy Thick- Leaves a blowin' in the wind...
Jimmy Thick- Gotta pick ass, really you do...
Jimmy Thick- Something about levels of stupidity that transcends time, space, and common reading comprehension...Oh fuck it...
Jimmy Thick-Most Hollywood harlots repackage themselves yearly in desperate attempts to stay young...
Jimmy Thick- A better class of modern woman is desperately needed...

Author:  Matches Malone [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 12:31 pm ]
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Longtime resident of the Brawl-Hall I say. But just when you think you've got him figured out, Poof, he's gone.

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 12:38 pm ]
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Matches Malone wrote:
Longtime resident of the Brawl-Hall I say. But just when you think you've got him figured out, Poof, he's gone.


Jimmy Thick- A man who disappears like a fart in the wind.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:52 pm ]
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The avatar is Herman Zweibel from the old days of The Onion. A good character, but not as good as Jim Anchower or Herbert Kornfeld from Accounts Receeeeeeivable.

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:59 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
The avatar is Herman Zweibel from the old days of The Onion. A good character, but not as good as Jim Anchower or Herbert Kornfeld from Accounts Receeeeeeivable.


SHARK!

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:02 pm ]
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SHARK practically was an old Onion article.

Author:  Scooter [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:01 pm ]
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Frank Coztanza

Author:  W_Z [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:17 pm ]
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how do you guys not put this together that it's RPB?

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:43 pm ]
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This mult is so unfunny it could be OKC.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:02 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
The avatar is Herman Zweibel from the old days of The Onion. A good character, but not as good as Jim Anchower or Herbert Kornfeld from Accounts Receeeeeeivable.


SHARK!


Again, my apologies for fondly remembering something from my childhood.

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:18 am ]
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those were great days. along with one of my favorite point-counterpoints, "my computer hates me!".

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:04 am ]
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Yeah, The Onion basically followed the same trajectory as The Daily Show: they used to create their own absurdity before realizing we had so much of it in real life.

Author:  Jimmy Thick [ Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:33 am ]
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Jimmy Thick is Mr.Pickles.



Jimmy Thick- Doh!!! Did I really just post that...

Author:  denisdman [ Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:13 am ]
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Was just thinking about you today Jimmy. WB

Author:  spmack [ Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:12 am ]
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Jimmy Thick wrote:
Jimmy Thick is Mr.Pickles.[/i]

And Supercup and The Poofer.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sun Oct 18, 2015 10:45 am ]
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spmack wrote:
Jimmy Thick wrote:
Jimmy Thick is Mr.Pickles.[/i]

And Supercup and The Poofer.

My brother's new restaurant (opening Mid-November! https://www.facebook.com/Beefbelly-Restaurant-1188984354452462/) was called Central Kitchen and Tap for a while. Before that, it had another name for many years.
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Author:  Chus [ Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:34 pm ]
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Two girls, one Super Cup.

Author:  DannyB [ Sun Oct 18, 2015 3:14 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
spmack wrote:
Jimmy Thick wrote:
Jimmy Thick is Mr.Pickles.[/i]

And Supercup and The Poofer.

My brother's new restaurant (opening Mid-November! https://www.facebook.com/Beefbelly-Restaurant-1188984354452462/) was called Central Kitchen and Tap for a while. Before that, it had another name for many years.
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I loved Supercup. They used to have a waitress with the biggest, hairiest mole you'll ever see on a human face. She was very open about the fact that she was saving to have it removed. And by God, she did it.

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