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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Lord God Theo |
 Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks. Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position Arrieta You kept Baez and he's hitting .313 Castro is some good trade bait now It's all coming up Milhouse. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks. Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position Arrieta You kept Baez and he's hitting .313 Castro is some good trade bait now It's all coming up Milhouse. Triangulation of crossfire (Hoyer, McLeod & Rizzo), that's the key. That's the key. A diversionary shot (E Jax signing) gets the rest of MLB looking one way. Boom! Get the kill shot. (Arrieta being stolen from Baltimore) One man (Lemahieu we'll always remember you) has to be sacrificed. In the commotion, the job gets done. (Drafting of Bryant & Schwarber) |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Imagine how good they'd have been as rookies next year! |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Hatchetman wrote: Imagine how good they'd have been as rookies next year!  Spot on.
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks. Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position Arrieta You kept Baez and he's hitting .313 Castro is some good trade bait now It's all coming up Milhouse. Here's a couple of Arrieta tidbits for your post ... he's only given up 3 runs in his last 8 starts ... 8-0 (included for JORR's benefit), 0.43 ERA, 0.705 WHIP in those starts. Remember Tid Bits? They were great. No, ... wait; I misremembered ... I meant Doo Dads; but I think Tid Bits were part of that snack mix. Nevermind. Forget I mentioned them. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
2 games out of having the 2nd best record in all of baseball after tonight. 
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| Author: | Scooter [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
However the Edwin Jackson signing sucked then and still swallows today. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Don Tiny wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks. Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position Arrieta You kept Baez and he's hitting .313 Castro is some good trade bait now It's all coming up Milhouse. Here's a couple of Arrieta tidbits for your post ... he's only given up 3 runs in his last 8 starts ... 8-0 (included for JORR's benefit), 0.43 ERA, 0.705 WHIP in those starts. Remember Tid Bits? They were great. No, ... wait; I misremembered ... I meant Doo Dads; but I think Tid Bits were part of that snack mix. Nevermind. Forget I mentioned them. Doo Dads...Before Chex Mix in bags there was Doo Dads in a box. Nabisco branded at the end before they went away. Grandparents always had some in cupboard. 
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| Author: | MajorKong [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Matches Malone wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks. Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position Arrieta You kept Baez and he's hitting .313 Castro is some good trade bait now It's all coming up Milhouse. Triangulation of crossfire (Hoyer, McLeod & Rizzo), that's the key. That's the key. A diversionary shot (E Jax signing) gets the rest of MLB looking one way. Boom! Get the kill shot. (Arrieta being stolen from Baltimore) One man (Lemahieu we'll always remember you) has to be sacrificed. In the commotion, the job gets done. (Drafting of Bryant & Schwarber)  Why don't we drop this subject ... it's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be so easily misunderstood... |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
spanky wrote: 2 games out of having the 2nd best record in all of baseball after tonight. They're two games from being the runner up for the mythical baseball version of the President's Trophy. Woo hoo! |
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| Author: | spanky [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Regular Reader wrote: spanky wrote: 2 games out of having the 2nd best record in all of baseball after tonight. They're two games from being the runner up for the mythical baseball version of the President's Trophy. Woo hoo! I get it. It means nothing really, but that's still impressive for where they've been the last few years. Maybe worry more about whether the Saints can get to .500 this year 
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
MajorKong wrote: Matches Malone wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks. Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position Arrieta You kept Baez and he's hitting .313 Castro is some good trade bait now It's all coming up Milhouse. Triangulation of crossfire (Hoyer, McLeod & Rizzo), that's the key. That's the key. A diversionary shot (E Jax signing) gets the rest of MLB looking one way. Boom! Get the kill shot. (Arrieta being stolen from Baltimore) One man (Lemahieu we'll always remember you) has to be sacrificed. In the commotion, the job gets done. (Drafting of Bryant & Schwarber) Why don't we drop this subject ... it's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be so easily misunderstood... Somebody here knows what's up. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
spanky wrote: Maybe worry more about whether the Saints can get to .500 this year I don't think they will and I flat out don't care. I've grown tired of Brees & Payton and I've hated Benson for years. No, that's not entirely accurate. I want Brees f-ing gone. Like yesterday. I told you, I'm really getting to the point where I don't enjoy watching the NFL. Seriously. At some point I'll change my avatar to a flower that isn't NFL approved, but that would require effort I don't feel like wasting yet. Until then, I'll just bide my time watching college ball and another ordained Cubbie failure. 
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
spanky wrote: Regular Reader wrote: spanky wrote: 2 games out of having the 2nd best record in all of baseball after tonight. They're two games from being the runner up for the mythical baseball version of the President's Trophy. Woo hoo! I get it. It means nothing really, but that's still impressive for where they've been the last few years. Maybe worry more about whether the Saints can get to .500 this year I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization? |
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| Author: | spanky [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Regular Reader wrote: I don't think they will and I flat out don't care. I've grown tired of Brees & Payton and I've hated Benson for years. No, that's not entirely accurate. I want Brees f-ing gone. Like yesterday. Damn!
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| Author: | spanky [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Matches Malone wrote: I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization? He won't be in seclusion....he will have plenty of company from guys around here. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Matches Malone wrote: I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization? Bobby Jindal has a better chance than the cubbies. But keep going, I'm taking names for punishment to be dished out after game 163.
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Regular Reader wrote: Matches Malone wrote: I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization? Bobby Jindal has a better chance than the cubbies. But keep going, I'm taking names for punishment to be dished out after game 163. Just remember, for your health and our safety, if the Cub do lose in the post-season, call your doctor if it's been more than 4 hours. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
spanky wrote: Matches Malone wrote: I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization? He won't be in seclusion....he will have plenty of company from guys around here. 
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Regular Reader wrote: I'm taking names for punishment to be dished out after game 163. Are the Sox playing an exhibition game after the season is over? |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
leashyourkids wrote: Regular Reader wrote: I'm taking names for punishment to be dished out after game 163. Are the Sox playing an exhibition game after the season is over? Dunno, but if they do, it won't be as satisfying as watching the Cubbies get their asses kicked in their only playoff game.
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Matches Malone wrote: Just remember, for your health and our safety, if the Cub do lose in the post-season, call your doctor if it's been more than 4 hours. If?!? Dignified Malone has struck again!
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Don Tiny wrote: spanky wrote: Matches Malone wrote: I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization? He won't be in seclusion....he will have plenty of company from guys around here. Damn Don. You're close to the list. It's a sad moment. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Regular Reader wrote: I'm taking names for punishment to be dished out after game 163. Are the Sox playing an exhibition game after the season is over? Dunno, but if they do, it won't be as satisfying as watching the Cubbies get their asses kicked in their only playoff game. Damn, I hope you guys can become respectable within the next decade. You Sox fans need something else to look forward to. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Regular Reader wrote: Matches Malone wrote: Just remember, for your health and our safety, if the Cub do lose in the post-season, call your doctor if it's been more than 4 hours. If?!? Dignified Malone has struck again! Well I'm not quite sure of your age, but an erection lasting longer than 4 hours could be dangerous. Be careful come October buddy. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
leashyourkids wrote: Damn, I hope you guys can become respectable within the next decade. You Sox fans need something else to look forward to. "You guys"? I don't draw a check from JR.  But as for what this Sox fan needs to get by during a bad stretch, Cubbie losses & Cubbie fanboys pain will suffice.
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Regular Reader wrote: Don Tiny wrote: spanky wrote: Matches Malone wrote: I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization? He won't be in seclusion....he will have plenty of company from guys around here. Damn Don. You're close to the list. It's a sad moment. 
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Matches Malone wrote: Well I'm not quite sure of your age, but an erection lasting longer than 4 hours could be dangerous. Be careful come October buddy. I'm sorry you've never known (& delivered) true Pleasure. The depth of the Cubbie curse must be a hell I never imagined. 4 hours. Child's play. 
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Don Tiny wrote: Somewhere the great Lee Elia is saying: "I remember that leather lunged Bleacher Bitch" |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Lord God Theo |
Regular Reader wrote: At some point I'll change my avatar to a flower that isn't NFL approved, but that would require effort I don't feel like wasting yet. Here you go. 
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