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 Post subject: THIS GUY!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:48 am 
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Had a job posted on a site ....I got this response!

Blacklisted for Technical Achievement

I am able to do any type of Job. I have the Highest I.Q. ever recorded by UCLA. My experience is everything in the Auto Industry, Color Matching, Forklift, Welding, Blueprint Reading, ect. I've repaired Religious Statues.
I invented a Device that predicts and tracks Multiple Births within a Woman's Menstrual Cycle. I discovered 1000's of DNA, Dental and Fingerprint pattern duplicates as the Highly Studied (now censored) Mummies. I exposed that scientist are utilizing the Math of the Measurements of the Holy City written in the Book of Revelations in the Bible to create brand new species (Making the Bible a Scientific document on creation of a species).
I have had incredible difficulty obtaining the simplest job as the Insurance Companies won't Insure me due to Black Listing by the Government for my controversial Findings and Inventions. I am about to lose this battle and will lose my files and personal possessions and collections very soon. If you can relate to my situation please try to hire me or recommend me for employment. I am banned from all Government assistance.
I also was a World Junior Karting Champion and Raced Stock Cars specializing in Figure-8 racing. I was kicked out and invited back by NASCAR when I was 19 years old. I pirated a Guitar Solo to the 1994 Woodstock Reunion as well as Pirating Guitar Solos to many Superbowls.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:54 am 
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Hired!


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 Post subject: Re: THIS GUY!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:06 am 
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No phone number or email given only a drop off point fr communication due to constant government survelliance!

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 Post subject: Re: THIS GUY!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:19 am 
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I'd follow up with him about these pirated guitar solos.

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 Post subject: Re: THIS GUY!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:21 am 
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Curious Hair wrote:
I'd follow up with him about these pirated guitar solos.

I am not even sure what that means? He is illegally broadcasting his own acoustic versions of SB halftime shows? lol

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:23 am 
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Pirated to! He got a good deal on some pentatonic runs -- fell off a truck -- and smuggled them in for Prince and Tom Petty.

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 Post subject: Re: THIS GUY!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:40 am 
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I would call bull shit, Nascar doesn't kick guys out unless they are druggies.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:41 am 
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Ike is a handy guy

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 Post subject: Re: THIS GUY!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:41 am 
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Where does he see himself in five years?..

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