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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | If you.... fuck you. |
If you have an Apple sticker on the back of your car.... fuck you. If you shovel your driveway into the street 24 hours after the plows are gone... fuck you. If you stop you car 20 feet behind the one in front of you at a red light so you can finger fuck your phone... fuck you. If you cant have a conversation with someone cause you have to keep checking your Facebook feed... fuck you. If you give me shit in the summer because I don't drive more than 10 over the limit but you expect me to help you get your little hotrod out of the snow in the winter... fuck you. |
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| Author: | veganfan21 [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
Way to deceive people looking for a thread on autoerotism. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
If you approach me looking for auto eroticism tips... fuck you. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
If you owe me an apology, fuck you. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
Darkside wrote: If you have an Apple sticker on the back of your car.... fuck you. If you shovel your driveway into the street 24 hours after the plows are gone... fuck you. If you stop you car 20 feet behind the one in front of you at a red light so you can finger fuck your phone... fuck you. If you cant have a conversation with someone cause you have to keep checking your Facebook feed... fuck you. If you give me shit in the summer because I don't drive more than 10 over the limit but you expect me to help you get your little hotrod out of the snow in the winter... fuck you. Darko bringin the love tonight. Happy New Years dude !!!!! |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
Darkside wrote: If you have an Apple sticker on the back of your car.... fuck you. If you shovel your driveway into the street 24 hours after the plows are gone... fuck you. If you stop you car 20 feet behind the one in front of you at a red light so you can finger fuck your phone... fuck you. If you cant have a conversation with someone cause you have to keep checking your Facebook feed... fuck you. If you give me shit in the summer because I don't drive more than 10 over the limit but you expect me to help you get your little hotrod out of the snow in the winter... fuck you. Also, people who tailgate. And people who stand in the middle of the aisle with their grocery cart while looking for the perfect frozen pizza. And people who chat with the cashier while forty people wait behind them in line. And people who are Don Tiny. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
leashyourkids wrote: Darkside wrote: If you have an Apple sticker on the back of your car.... fuck you. If you shovel your driveway into the street 24 hours after the plows are gone... fuck you. If you stop you car 20 feet behind the one in front of you at a red light so you can finger fuck your phone... fuck you. If you cant have a conversation with someone cause you have to keep checking your Facebook feed... fuck you. If you give me shit in the summer because I don't drive more than 10 over the limit but you expect me to help you get your little hotrod out of the snow in the winter... fuck you. Also, people who tailgate. And people who stand in the middle of the aisle with their grocery cart while looking for the perfect frozen pizza. And people who chat with the cashier while forty people wait behind them in line. And people who are Don Tiny. Take a number. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
Well my wife just went to bed...so much for fuck me. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
jimmypasta wrote: Well my wife just went to bed...so much for fuck me. Porndig. Hold your own tonight. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
jimmypasta wrote: Well my wife just went to bed...so much for fuck me. Sadly, so did mine, and I'm probably at least 20 years your junior. Looks like it's me and you tonight, Jimmy. You prefer big spoon or little spoon? |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
I'm thinking about going to bed. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
leashyourkids wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Well my wife just went to bed...so much for fuck me. Sadly, so did mine, and I'm probably at least 20 years your junior. Looks like it's me and you tonight, Jimmy. You prefer big spoon or little spoon? A couple of Chernobyl mole rats ... ye gods ... |
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| Author: | veganfan21 [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
Wait why is this in the shout out section. Is this some weird allegory or something on the hidden beauty of all people mentioned in the first post. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Well my wife just went to bed...so much for fuck me. Sadly, so did mine, and I'm probably at least 20 years your junior. Looks like it's me and you tonight, Jimmy. You prefer big spoon or little spoon? A couple of two Chernobyl mole rats ... ye gods ... 
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
if you invite someone to a new years party on the condition that your friend you really want to go with dont show.... |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
leashyourkids wrote: Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Well my wife just went to bed...so much for fuck me. Sadly, so did mine, and I'm probably at least 20 years your junior. Looks like it's me and you tonight, Jimmy. You prefer big spoon or little spoon? A couple of two Chernobyl mole rats ... ye gods ... I believe their named Mary Kate and Ashley |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
leashyourkids wrote: Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Well my wife just went to bed...so much for fuck me. Sadly, so did mine, and I'm probably at least 20 years your junior. Looks like it's me and you tonight, Jimmy. You prefer big spoon or little spoon? A couple of two Chernobyl mole rats ... ye gods ... I believe they're named Mary Kate and Ashley |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If you.... fuck you. |
Darkside wrote: If you have an Apple sticker on the back of your car.... fuck you. .You bought a phone. You aren't part of an important social movement. Fuckers. |
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