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Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:59 pm ]
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Yeah, the NHL All-Star Game is less than a joke, and so was the captains' vote, but that big goof has 2 goals, is getting the biggest crowd ovations, and is having a ball with it. Good on 'im.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:01 pm ]
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and the mock fight with Kaner!!

How did Dubnyk get the nod over Crow? He is going to lose this for the central.

Author:  conns7901 [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:08 pm ]
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After reading some of the articles this week on John Scott I kind of like him now.

Author:  pittmike [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:29 pm ]
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I just want more gold pants sugarland chicky.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:46 pm ]
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This has actually been enjoyable. Not great, but enjoyable.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:57 pm ]
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Stinkfinger the Crow
John Scott still sucks, and he's not your friend.


Comments
Commenter Can't you ever just have fun?
Like · Reply · 34 mins

Stink This is not fun. This is saccharine fucking garbage.
Like · Reply · 34 mins

Commenter 2: John Scott is good looking, a sharp dresser, and smells of lavender.
Like · Reply · 20 mins

Stink He'd also end your career for enough money.
Like · Reply · 17 mins

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:23 pm ]
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His team wins the tournament and he gets the MVP...would have liked to see him punch Bettman when he received the check

Author:  pittmike [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:34 pm ]
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He just wanted to stick it to Bernsie

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:36 pm ]
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And they actually played serious in the last game.

Author:  pittmike [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:40 pm ]
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Yeah I think this was ok.

Author:  FavreFan [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:46 pm ]
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The "not your friend" thing is already really tired. Not clever, funny, or interesting in any way. stink sounds like a doouchebag.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:51 pm ]
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How low can Stink sink?

There's that "tone deaf" term again...

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:53 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
The "not your friend" thing is already really tired. Not clever, funny, or interesting in any way. stink sounds like a doouchebag.


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Author:  badrogue17 [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:11 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Stinkfinger the Crow
John Scott still sucks, and he's not your friend.


Comments
Commenter Can't you ever just have fun?
Like · Reply · 34 mins

Stink This is not fun. This is saccharine fucking garbage.
Like · Reply · 34 mins

Commenter 2: John Scott is good looking, a sharp dresser, and smells of lavender.
Like · Reply · 20 mins

Stink He'd also end your career for enough money.
Like · Reply · 17 mins

Whats this from? Facebook?

Author:  badrogue17 [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:13 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
The "not your friend" thing is already really tired. Not clever, funny, or interesting in any way. stink sounds like a doouchebag.

Be nice if a homeless guy in a John Scott sweater beat the ever-loving fuck out of him. Class A fucking scumbag.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Sun Jan 31, 2016 10:32 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Stinkfinger the Crow
John Scott still sucks, and he's not your friend.


Comments
Commenter Can't you ever just have fun?
Like · Reply · 34 mins

Stink This is not fun. This is saccharine fucking garbage.
Like · Reply · 34 mins

Commenter 2: John Scott is good looking, a sharp dresser, and smells of lavender.
Like · Reply · 20 mins

Stink He'd also end your career for enough money.
Like · Reply · 17 mins

Whats this from? Facebook?



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Author:  shakes [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:14 am ]
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Only article that should be written after the ASG is...

John Scott is an all star. And he's got more skill than you thought.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:20 am ]
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So we had a pretty entertaining game(s) and a cool moment in time that fans and for sure Scott will remember forever. Sounds like a great ASG weekend to me.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:47 am ]
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McClure is right.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:42 am ]
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They ought to change the H in NHL to Hokey :roll:

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:26 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
McClure is right.

Honestly you can fuck off right along with him too.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:25 am ]
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I mean, he only arrived at this righteous indignation because the guy stood next to Patrick Kane, but all this:

Quote:
The John Scott All Star game campaign was always too-clever-by-half from a sect of self-labeled hockey progressives thinking they were being cute, funny, ironic or any number of numerous annoying adjectives. And what just happened in Nashville shows that the fans of this league get the exact Mickey Mouse operation they deserve with how ridiculous it all became.

. . .

As a 6’8″ tabula rasa, John Scott became all things to all people this weekend, with the amount of fan projection on what they wanted him to be at an all time high. Somehow all at the same time John Scott became emblematic of a farcically run league, a dying breed of hockey player, a post-modern idol for a deluded and self-congratulatory fandom, a vessel for physical vengeance, and somehow a sympathetic figure because someone at his job said something mean to him. From personal experience, I’ve had a boss threaten to kill me and mock how little he was paying me in front of co-workers, and nearly every other working human being on earth has had the same experience of having a boss say something shitty to them. But because John Scott plays a game wherein he gets to injure people not all that reluctantly, his profanity laced screed that he didn’t write himself somehow brings people to tears. Vomit.


is true. John Scott sucks, he's always sucked, and I see nothing admirable about making him the butt of a stupid joke, inconveniencing him and his family, and then talking about what a great guy he is getting a raw deal from the NHL. He was voted in because he's not a great guy, he's a big goon who serves no purpose but to hurt people and can barely even stay in the league doing so.

If fans wanted to make a farce of the All-Star Game by voting for a well-liked bum, the NHL has no shortage of those guys. They could have voted Michal Rozsival in if that's what they wanted. This was just another tired-ass attack on fighting by people who think they're better than everyone else, quickly refashioned into some feel-good bullshit about "making dreams come true." I don't buy a bit of it.

Author:  Brick [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:59 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
I mean, he only arrived at this righteous indignation because the guy stood next to Patrick Kane, but all this:

Quote:
The John Scott All Star game campaign was always too-clever-by-half from a sect of self-labeled hockey progressives thinking they were being cute, funny, ironic or any number of numerous annoying adjectives. And what just happened in Nashville shows that the fans of this league get the exact Mickey Mouse operation they deserve with how ridiculous it all became.

. . .

As a 6’8″ tabula rasa, John Scott became all things to all people this weekend, with the amount of fan projection on what they wanted him to be at an all time high. Somehow all at the same time John Scott became emblematic of a farcically run league, a dying breed of hockey player, a post-modern idol for a deluded and self-congratulatory fandom, a vessel for physical vengeance, and somehow a sympathetic figure because someone at his job said something mean to him. From personal experience, I’ve had a boss threaten to kill me and mock how little he was paying me in front of co-workers, and nearly every other working human being on earth has had the same experience of having a boss say something shitty to them. But because John Scott plays a game wherein he gets to injure people not all that reluctantly, his profanity laced screed that he didn’t write himself somehow brings people to tears. Vomit.


is true. John Scott sucks, he's always sucked, and I see nothing admirable about making him the butt of a stupid joke, inconveniencing him and his family, and then talking about what a great guy he is getting a raw deal from the NHL. He was voted in because he's not a great guy, he's a big goon who serves no purpose but to hurt people and can barely even stay in the league doing so.

If fans wanted to make a farce of the All-Star Game by voting for a well-liked bum, the NHL has no shortage of those guys. They could have voted Michal Rozsival in if that's what they wanted. This was just another tired-ass attack on fighting by people who think they're better than everyone else, quickly refashioned into some feel-good bullshit about "making dreams come true." I don't buy a bit of it.
This is the type of over analysis that people hate certain NBA people for.

It is cool that hockey has "play the game the right way!" people. You'd fit in quite well with my college basketball brethren.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:09 am ]
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Shouldn't the NHL be "blamed" for this. And it's an All Star Game for fucks sake. Who cares.

Author:  BigW72 [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:19 am ]
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Yes...this falls on the NHL regardless of how the ASG turned out. Fan voting is stupid, just as it's stupid in MLB.

My son watched a lot of the coverage and I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

I'm not putting any faith in the "john scott" is a good guy crap. The voting is stupid and the NHL made a mess of it. The players should have the vote and leave it at that.

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:01 am ]
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Look, John Scott is one of the last of a dying breed. We know it, he knows it. He was brought into the league for one purpose; one role - a role which is now pretty much extinct. Yes, he has had a couple of assbag moments on the ice in the last few years, and has apologized for them and was suspended.

From other accounts off the ice, he is apparently at least a pretty decent guy. He did not deserve the cloak-and-dagger treatment the league brass gave him over this, especially due to their own ineptitude. The league tried to guilt and shame him into backing out. I mean, he got traded in an effort to force him out, ffs.

Sorry, but as technically undeserving as Scott was to get in, he nonetheless did in accordance with the voting parameters, and there's no reason to blame him. He showed up and was entertaining, and even showed a bit of skill (imagine that...). The fans enjoyed it, the players (mostly) enjoyed it, and HE enjoyed it. A happy ending that won't be repeated next year or any year thereafter.

Leave it to the NHL executive douchbag cabal to totally shit the bed every step of the way, yet still come out as a winner over the attention this got; yet imagine the good PR had they handled it the right way.


Oh, and as an aside, it looks like Bettman is getting extended past the CBA expiration :roll:

Author:  GoldenJet [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:28 am ]
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Maybe Stink will have finally had enough and won't blog about hockey anymore so he can concentrate on his women's suffrage campaign.

Author:  JORR [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:31 am ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
Maybe Stink will have finally had enough and won't blog about hockey anymore so he can concentrate on his women's suffrage campaign.


Yes, he should articulate his fever dreams of Danny Zuko struggle fucking Sandy Olsson.

Author:  Seacrest [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:34 am ]
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Minooka Meatball wrote:
Look, John Scott is one of the last of a dying breed. We know it, he knows it. He was brought into the league for one purpose; one role - a role which is now pretty much extinct. Yes, he has had a couple of assbag moments on the ice in the last few years, and has apologized for them and was suspended.
Sorry, but as technically undeserving as Scott was to get in, he nonetheless did in accordance with the voting parameters, and there's no reason to blame him. He showed up and was entertaining, and even showed a bit of skill (imagine that...). The fans enjoyed it, the players (mostly) enjoyed it, and HE enjoyed it. A happy ending that won't be repeated next year or any year thereafter.


This guy gets it.

Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:11 pm ]
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John Scott has a degree in mechanical engineering from Michigan Tech.

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