15 years ago today

Still their coach too. They believed him.

He would go viral again if he did another press conference in a visor saying "I'M A MAN!! I'M 55!!!"

He should probably do it every year like a Christmas Special.

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You know me like that.

"That's why I don't read the newspaper! Because it's garbage! And the editor that let it come out...is garbage!"

This guy is JORR's spirit animal.

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I like the smattering of applause after he got done shrieking.

The greatest recruiting stunt in history.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

This appears to be just a slightly more aggressive way of introducing one's pronouns. Not sure what the big deal is.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

It's worked out so well for Oklahoma State, too...a program about as successful as Northwestern is in the Big 10, only with a far dumber student population. Gundy has the job because no one else wants it. Sort of like Fitzgerald.

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I know Dennis Green and Jim Mora are probably sampled / played the most, but this is in my top 3 press conference rants of all time.

I also love 2007 Lou Pinella after blowing a 5 run lead against the Red "And then I bring in the reliever who’s throwing 30- to 40-foot curveballs"

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Hard to believe he's been there since 2005. He's the number 2 longest tenured coach at the same school behind Ferentz. Those two seem similar in that sense except that Iowa has won the Big Ten several times over 1 time for OK State.

Yeah, I mean Iowa gets lumped in that tier down because their half of the Big Ten is the weaker half...similar to the SEC East...but Iowa always holds their own against the teams from the Big Ten East...OK State is just...meh...like the rest of the Big 12

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They are little brother to OU and with OU headed to the SEC maybe some of that disappears but they will still be less than them.

Gundy really did make a big boo boo by assuming gender in this press conference, weird that they are not trying to cancel him over it.

OU and Texas leaving is going to turn the Big 12 into the WAC or the Mountain West.

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This was given to me by a mother.

Of children.

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The miserable ghost of Boone Pickens has to be wondering about his $400MM gift for them to play Colorado State and BYU going forward

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I always get T. Boone Pickens mixed up with T-Bone Burnett and wonder why the Los Lobos guy is underwriting a football program.

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He's had a good career. Almost a great career. First-class mullet, too.

Beat OU as a QB.

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i was 25 when that happened. i remember thinking 'will i be a man when im 40'?

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

So?

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You know me like that.

3 weeks till my bday. Not looking good.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

You'll be fine. I believe in you.

Whatever happened to your flashlight concept?

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You know me like that.

prototype failed then had horrible health problems. back in the game but im redesigning basically all of it. not terribly sad because had i tried to build these at the height of the pandemic i wouldnt have been able to. basically half the components i was using saw lead times of 35+ weeks. so much of the redesign is just to incorporate chips i can actually source. mind boggling amount of work for one person to do. will be very weird if i can sell enough to have skilled engineers design these things.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.