My previews have trended negative thus far, which is mostly by accident. Michigan is probably on the rebound; Penn State is always a threat; Northwestern is at least a mini success story after the miserable decades they had prior to 1995. Had I been more determined to write about those programs in a more positive bent, I almost certainly could have managed just fine; there are two sides to every story.
Well, almost every story. It’s tough to spin this one:
MINNESOTA +4 at MID TENN STATE U
For those of you unaccustomed to the gambling world, this means that Minnesota is a four point underdog to a Sun Belt team in their opening game. Now, the caveats: the home team generally has a three point advantage, meaning that the teams are theoretically only a point apart on a neutral field. I could make a plausible argument, with the disaster that is currently occurring on Rocky Top and the perpetual lulziness that is Vanderbilt that Middle Tennessee State University (preseason favorites in the Sun Belt) might be the best team in the state. Regardless, the point stands: Minnesota would be the underdog on a neutral field against a Sun Belt team.
What went wrong? Minnesota was a perpetually decent program under Glen Mason, finishing on the fringes of the Top 25 and surprising the powers of the Big Ten along the way from time to time. After three years of the Tim Brewster experiment, the team has a pair of 6-7 seasons culminating in Insight Bowl losses. Their best victory in that period was their win over Northwestern last season in the first week of the Big 10 schedule; no disrespect to Northwestern, but this isn’t what you would call a “signature win” under ordinary circumstances.
Yet even after star wide receiver Eric Decker was injured, Minnesota alternated between the sublime and the pathetic. They scored a total of seven points against Penn State and Ohio State, then broke out for 42 in a must-win game against Michigan State and 32 points in a loss against Illinois. They wouldn’t score 32 points in their final three games, with a 16-13 win against South Dakota State(!!), 12-0 shutout at the hands of Iowa, and a 14-13 loss to Iowa State in their bowl game. Even in the early part of the season, before Decker’s injury took its toll, Minnesota was inconsistent at best—they squeaked by lousy Syracuse 23-20 in overtime, then beat a solid Air Force team by a touchdown, then hung tough against Cal.
After the disappointing finish, Tim Brewster finds himself on perhaps the hottest seat in the Big Ten this side of Champaign. For all the talk of Brewster’s recruiting talent—and 2008 was a solid year for him—many of those recruits have been criminally underutilized. Take, for example, Marqueis Gray, the highly touted athlete that was mainly used to run into the offensive line, repeatedly, at QB.
Things were supposed to be different by this point. Brewster has had four years to get his recruits into his system. Adam Weber, who had a promising 2008 campaign at QB, is now a senior. TCF Stadium, which just opened last year, is by all accounts gorgeous, and Minnesota can finally play its home games on campus. The Gophers renaissance was supposed to be upon us.
Instead, Minnesota had proven both bad and unlucky. They go to Middle Tennessee just at the time the Sun Belt program is peaking. Northern Illinois, one of the favorites in the MAC conference, travels to Minnesota Stadium as well. Oh, and so does USC. As for the conference schedule, all of the “no f’ing way” games come at home, as Minnesota plays Penn State, Ohio State, and Iowa in Minneapolis. The plausible victories will have to come on the road, either at Purdue, at Michigan State, or at Illinois. If Minnesota can’t get past Northwestern at home, 0-8 in conference is a real possibility, and 0-11 against FBS competition could happen.
Minnesota probably steals a game somewhere; best bet is NIU at home, with Middle Tennessee, Northwestern, Penn State, and @Illinois all plausible candidates for wins as well. That’s five, leaving Minnesota home four bowl season and under .500 once again. The optimistic story? At least they get to redo the coaching search, starting in December.
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