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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
Quote: Please note: The following guide contains words, which may be an issue for those of you who attend Auburn. As a safety precaution, I suggest you Auburn fans go back to watering plastic Christmas trees and trying to impregnate your girlfriends through the butthole. Keep trying! YOUR POOPBABY WILL TAKE ROOT AT SOME POINT! http://deadspin.com/5832234/the-2011-ha ... the-top-25 
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
Even I had to laugh at this.... 10. Wisconsin. Fat. FAT. FUCKING FAT FATTIES. What, is there not enough cheese already in your bloodstream? Do you not notice that you people are made of 98% lipids? STOP FUCKING CRAMMING HAVARTI IN YOUR FACE. You're making America sick with your fatty fatness and your stirrup pants. Everyone in Wisconsin looks like they permanently live in the year 1986 and were born without a thyroid gland. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
Hey Hawg!!! 14. Arkansas. FACT: It is against the law to wear shoes in Arkansas. 
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
BAHAHAHAHA. It's like voters purposely included Ohio State in this year's poll just for comic relief. And how fucking lame does OSU's scandal look now that we know Miami players got hotel floor orgies? This is brilliant |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
Georgia and South Carolina are the best That was great writing. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
Sorry RFDC, better pack up the family. Quote: 21. Missouri. I don't see why we don't just let the ENTIRE state of Missouri become flooded and then use the resulting body of water as a kind of "middle coast", so that people from more useful states could take a vacation and enjoy swimming, boating, and water skiing atop the corpse of what used to be one of our more pointless states. EVERYBODY WINS.
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Hey Hawg!!! 14. Arkansas. FACT: It is against the law to wear shoes in Arkansas.  , as soon as I clicked on this link I knew there would be something posted about me and it really doesn't surprise me it was you.
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
Hawg Ass wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Hey Hawg!!! 14. Arkansas. FACT: It is against the law to wear shoes in Arkansas. , as soon as I clicked on this link I knew there would be something posted about me and it really doesn't surprise me it was you.  18. Notre Dame. Earlier this month, I wrote the following in a college preview for Maxim magazine about Notre Dame: "We're told the school will mix things up this year by not putting their videographer in death's way. Good on ya, Notre Dame." |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
Also receiving votes: My penis in your eye
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| Author: | RFDC [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Sorry RFDC, better pack up the family. Quote: 21. Missouri. I don't see why we don't just let the ENTIRE state of Missouri become flooded and then use the resulting body of water as a kind of "middle coast", so that people from more useful states could take a vacation and enjoy swimming, boating, and water skiing atop the corpse of what used to be one of our more pointless states. EVERYBODY WINS. Where did I put that number for U-Haul...
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
Reading through previous years' lists bring us this gem from 2008: 8. West Virginia You might think West Virginians burn couches after games because they're inbred redneck dumbshits who don't know any better, but that's not quite true. The truth is, the burning of couches is the state's #1 way of producing energy. Remember, West Virginia has no electricity or infrastructure of any kind. Burning couches provides them necessary heat for cooking varmints, as well as light needed for crafting letter bombs and identifying the sibling, parent, or stablemate they REALLY want to get in the hay with that night. In fact, look at this energy consumption chart provided to me by the state's Chamber of Commerce, which is located in one of the state's famous "planned hole communities". It's a fascinating look at how the majority of the state's energy reserves are laid out: 35% Burning couches 25% Biting Wintergreen Lifesavers in the dark 15% Burning Mrs. Throckmorton's lodge and decrying "all those Christmas dudes" 10% Burning crosses on lawns they thought belonged to Rich Rodriguez, only to realize they got the addresses mixed up 7% Hydroelectric beaver dams 5% Miniature wind farm outside Betty Lou's Chili Bowl restaurant (only restaurant in state) 2% Breathalyzer turbines 1% Rubbing coonskin caps together Beats foreign oil! |
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| Author: | Bucky Chris [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
T-Bone wrote: Even I had to laugh at this.... 10. Wisconsin. Fat. FAT. FUCKING FAT FATTIES. What, is there not enough cheese already in your bloodstream? Do you not notice that you people are made of 98% lipids? STOP FUCKING CRAMMING HAVARTI IN YOUR FACE. You're making America sick with your fatty fatness and your stirrup pants. Everyone in Wisconsin looks like they permanently live in the year 1986 and were born without a thyroid gland. Totally agree with the 1986 comment as well. It even rolls back as you go farther north. |
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| Author: | My_name_1s_MUD [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The 2011 Hater's Guide to the Top 25 |
That shiz is funny shiz. |
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