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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:15 pm 
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I am stuck in a boring fantasy league with no trash talking or zingers flying. What is the best way to stir the shit and get someone all riled up? I've been calling people out and trying to start shit, but nobody bites. Your thoughts are appreciated.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:15 pm 
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Don't ask me. I wouldn't know.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:19 pm 
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Accuse two random guys of collusion.

Even better if you know they don't know each other.


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 Post subject: Re: Need Help
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:20 pm 
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Next season I'm going to create a mult team.

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 Post subject: Re: Need Help
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I am stuck in a boring fantasy league with no trash talking or zingers flying. What is the best way to stir the shit and get someone all riled up? I've been calling people out and trying to start shit, but nobody bites. Your thoughts are appreciated.


Make a trade with me.

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 Post subject: Re: Need Help
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:52 pm 
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Rename your team "Champions"

and if its yahoo make your league blast: "You losers are lucky to know me..."


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 Post subject: Re: Need Help
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:54 pm 
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Playing in fantasy leagues with guys who are dicks always trash talking & starting shit is not my idea of fun.
We throw jagoffs like this out of our leagues.

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 Post subject: Re: Need Help
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:58 pm 
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Invite RPB to your league.

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 Post subject: Re: Need Help
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:01 pm 
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If you don't mind losing a matchup, bench everybody for a week. Esepecially against one of the crappier teams in the league.

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 Post subject: Re: Need Help
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:20 pm 
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Scorehead wrote:
Playing in fantasy leagues with guys who are dicks always trash talking & starting shit is not my idea of fun.
We throw jagoffs like this out of our leagues.

Your league must really suck. Fantasy baseball/football isn't a gentleman's sport. Get over yourself.

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Tell them you've slept with their wives.


This!

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 Post subject: Re: Need Help
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:40 pm 
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Update: One guy took the bait.

I offered him a serious trade this morning that I didn't even think was very bad. And he went off on me. The league might finally get a little exciting. The guy is low on moves because he cuts people left and right. There's a cap on moves at 60 for the season. He didn't notice it until now. He's made about 53 for the year so far, so pretty much his only option left is to make trades. He said he wanted a second basemen, and I have 3 right now, so I made him an offer. He wasn't very happy with it apparently.

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 Post subject: Re: Need Help
PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:25 am 
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What did you offer him?

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