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Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

I traded Michael Vick today in my league, thus making Cam Newton my starting fantasy football QB. So I wrote a song about it:

Livin’ on a Prayer (Cam Newton version)

Cammy used to sit on the bench
Union had a strike
He’s down on his luck – but he’s tough; so tough.

Vick has been traded away
No longer on my team, so Cam gets the OK
Don’t suck – don’t suck

Cam says, “I’m gonna hooooold doooown the fort for you, HA!
Cause it doesn’t make a difference
If I’m a rookie or not.
I’ve got a visor, and that’s a lot
Like Megatron – we’ll give it a shot!”

CHORUS:
Whoooah, Cam’s time is here,
Whoooah - OH! Ugie’s living on a prayer!
Cam didn’t take that money; his dad did - I swear,
Whoooah – Livin’ on a prayer!

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

:shock: :puker:

Maybe you should take some time for yourself with a candle and some kleenex.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

It seems to have made your songwriting ability non-existent.

Leave the songs to those who are good at like Panther and rpb.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

yikes...

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

Slight amusement. More entertaining than reading a work e-mail.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

Hank Scorpio wrote:
Slight amusement. More entertaining than reading a work e-mail.

Depending on the author

Id say its as good as seeing someone who always likes your status on facebook has once again liked your status

It like..."Oh, ok"

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

I accidently read the song again and I think I may have ball cancer now...

Author:  Brick [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

Hank Scorpio wrote:
Slight amusement. More entertaining than reading a work e-mail.
I'd rather have Dr. Kenneth Noisewater sexually harass me over email than read this post.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

Krazy Ivan wrote:
I accidently read the song again and I think I may have ball cancer now...

Thayer wrote:
BALL!

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

:lol:

Author:  newper [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fantasy Football Has Corrupted My Mind

Cam instead of Mike Vick,
and so forth,
Think about the winning,
Wonder why you haven't before,
Now Cam is my starter for sure,
Cam's the best,
Think about the TDs he'll give,
Wonder why you haven't before.

If Cam is confused, he'll check it from the 'gun,
He'll throw it to Steve Smith, to help them along,
Cam's feet are going to be on the ground,
Vick's head is there to get helmet crowned...

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