Guy in my league has DeSean Jackson starting...wanted him to know not to start him. When I inquired about getting a hold of him, my friend (who's brother is the commish and the guy facing him this week) said not to cross him...that bad things would happen.

Seriously? Is this some unspoken code of fantasy football? I've let other people know about this shit before and they've returned the favor.

If somebody doesn't keep up on the tweets / inactives that morning and he has guy in that's not playing, that's his own damn fault. Not your job to manage somebody else's team. What if he sits Jackson and then ends up beating you out for a playoff spot? Being a nice guy doesn't win you anything.

The guys in your league are that nice? I wanna play in that one

Although you must not be playing for much money if any

Do you go to local bars and look for illegal square games and call the police too?

Point being, not your job, part of the game, someone misses a guy, too bad. Happens all the time. Don't need to be searching guys out to tell them.

Next time use an analogy that actually makes sense then.

You're seriously too good of a guy to associate with the people you've described today and in the past.

I had a similar situation today. The guy with Jackson in his lineup is going to the Bears game today, and he invited me to go. I knew he was commuting, and he offered me a free ticket. So I let him know just in case. Normally, it's prison rules.

By the way Lipid, if you tell that guy what I said, bad things will happen. For totally serious.

If it is a friend of yours, you are talking to go the guy anyways, totally different scenario, than calling a guy you dont know well enough to go asking someone else for a phone #. Especially if your going to the game with the guy.

what a douchebag.
I usually tell the team I'm playing if they have someone who is inactive. Usually don't notice if it is another team though.

Hard to butcher a fucked up story to start.


In order to get a hold of a guy in your league, you needed to call your friend, whose brother is the commish, of which your friend warned you not to do this?

You then get an email from your alleged friend with the team owners name and tells you to go find his number.

But you were warned that bad things would happen, of which you stated mob action might be involved in the 30$ league

But I fucked it up??????

If a guy called me, who I barely knew to get another guys number in the league, because of the exact scenario, I might give the guy the number (If I had it handy), because I am not trying to hold anyone down, but you are correct, you would not be in my league next year.

Time to send everyone a facebook message yet?

Three more and we can take this collection of "Failed Analogies" to the Jeopardy people...