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| Author: | shakes [ Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
Just like clockwork, I'm making my annual trip to the Super Bowl where I will inevitably lose thanks to an assortment of injured superstars and/or underperforming assholes. Just making it to the Super Bowl 2 years in a row in a 20 team keeper league is an impressive achievement in and of itself, but doing it without your #1 WR and RB for most of the season is almost godlike. So on that note I'd like to say fuck you to the following injured and/or underperforming cocksuckers: Andre Johnson: Big fuck you to this china doll Caller Bob! 2 years in a row this "keeper" is riding the bench with a sandy vagina in the super bowl. Darren McFadden: Another oft injured cuntbag, its a good thing I drafted Michael Bush or else I'd be completely fucked. Tom Brady: You're playing the Fucking dolphins at home and you have 1 fucking pt in the first quarter? FUCK YOU! Wes Welker: see above Darren Sproles: this is a fuck you in advance cause I'm sure you'll shit the bed monday night or get injuured on teh first play And a big thank you to Brandon Marshall for being the only asshole on my team to show up this week. Meanwhile, I"m up against Victor Cruz who already has 22pts and MJD, not to mention Michael Vick later in the day. Yet another runner up finish for me, that makes it my 3rd career Super Bowl loss out of 3 tries. I did win a Super Bowl a couple years ago, but that was in a 10 team free yahoo league so I don't really count that as an achievement. |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
How many guys can you keep? To have those players in a 20 team league means you must going against some straight up retards. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
I think the Bills would be a more current example. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
conns7901 wrote: How many guys can you keep? To have those players in a 20 team league means you must going against some straight up retards. You can keep 3 players, no more than one per position. We started the league last year and I drafted Andre and Brady in the first two rounds and then got McFadden in the 8th round. Drafted 19th this year and took Welker and Marshall with my top two picks and then took a flyer on Sproles in round 3 which turned out to be a great pick for me. Drafted a bunch of bad defenses late and traded them to teams during bye weeks in 3 trades that got me Baltimore, Breaston and Dustin Keller, which gave me a better d and better te and a good depth receiver. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
Hank Scorpio wrote: I think the Bills would be a more current example. Haven't the vikings lost more super bowls? I think they lost 4 right? |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
shakes wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: I think the Bills would be a more current example. Haven't the vikings lost more super bowls? I think they lost 4 right? Even if that were the case, the Bills have lost four since then...all in a row, to boot. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
Well, I guess I can't be too mad cause my team came to play today. Projected for 97 pts I already have 112 and still have Sproles going monday night. I'm up 112-92, but that could change real soon cause he still has Vick, Robinson, Austin, a kicker and tight end active. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
damn, I grabbed Evan Royster this morning as a blocker and didn't have the guts to pull the trigger on starting him over Bush or Sproles and he ended up with 18pts. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
The only thing that will save my Christmas is if Miles Austin dies in a car crash on the way home from the game today. Garbage time useless td with 7 seconds left just cost me the Super Bowl. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
Needed 14 pts from Sproles and fuckin a I got it thanks to that late garbage time td! SUPER BOWL CHAMP!!!! |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: i'm the Minnesota Vikings of fantasy football |
shakes wrote: Needed 14 pts from Sproles and fuckin a I got it thanks to that late garbage time td! SUPER BOWL CHAMP!!!! Sproles won 2 championships for me tonight. Congrats Shakes. |
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