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Darkside

Post subject: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:47 pm

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That's right, Microsoft is releasing the Cortana, their response to the slightly bitchy Siri.

I'm glad to see you back, old friend.

"I won't leave you, I promise. I will always take care of you."

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:48 pm

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All I need to know is...can I set my alarm by telling her "Wake me...when you need me"

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:50 pm

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lipidquadcab wrote:

All I need to know is...can I set my alarm by telling her "Wake me...when you need me"

"Wake up, Chief (Lipid)... I need you..."

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:02 pm

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Gonna be awesome when a group of guys are at the bay talking about which girl they are going to take home and Cortana challenges them with "Bet you can't stick it"...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:06 pm

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lipidquadcab wrote:

Gonna be awesome when a group of guys are at the bay talking about which girl they are going to take home and Cortana challenges them with "Bet you can't stick it"...

She's one sexy virtual bitch!

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:07 pm

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Once your phone is fully charged, she'd better say "Yank me"

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:07 pm

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I think we will get to see her tomorrow night...

NERD HELMET!

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:10 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I think we will get to see her tomorrow night...

NERD HELMET!

Yeah, Lip, are you going to be having sexy time tomorrow or do you have some time for Nerding?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:12 pm

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Darkside wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

I think we will get to see her tomorrow night...

NERD HELMET!

Yeah, Lip, are you going to be having sexy time tomorrow or do you have some time for Nerding?

I'm up for some nerding...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:13 pm

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lipidquadcab wrote:

Darkside wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

I think we will get to see her tomorrow night...

NERD HELMET!

Yeah, Lip, are you going to be having sexy time tomorrow or do you have some time for Nerding?

I'm up for some nerding...

Oh my god I love you. Spartan ops, after 6. And then you can go have sex. After. After Spartan ops. Or you can wrangle some head while you play I dunno.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Cortana! SHE'S ALIVE! NO RAMPANCY BRO!`

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:14 pm

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Darkside wrote:

lipidquadcab wrote:

Darkside wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

I think we will get to see her tomorrow night...

NERD HELMET!

Yeah, Lip, are you going to be having sexy time tomorrow or do you have some time for Nerding?

I'm up for some nerding...

Oh my god I love you. Spartan ops, after 6. And then you can go have sex. After. After Spartan ops. Or you can wrangle some head while you play I dunno.

Gonna have to dust off my copy and get some playing in tomorrow after work...I think it's been over a year since I played that...

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