Warmup laps, dumbass.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

How big of a snowflake are you?

I don't like many of the things the current President says, nor did I agree with much of the platform of the previous President, but at least I'm mature enough to ignore him without resorting to playground name-calling. To each his own.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

It's hilarious to watch the Trumpkins defend everything that he bashed Obama for. There are hundreds of examples.

AWESOME

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Would've been more impressive if he drove himself.

Fortunately, no president is allowed to drive himself.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Fortunately, no president is allowed to drive himself.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

This helps Joe Biden's electability

Imagine the shitfit you Trumpkins would throw if Obama did that.

Look what I did, did you see that? Everyone saw that, it was magnificent. I was thinking, in that plane, it would have been very easy to do 9/11. We could have done it again! Whole track! All gone. But I wouldn't do that to you, you know that, you're all very wonderful. I think. MOST of you! I'm sure some bad apples got in but we'll get them out in a minute won't we? Would not blow you up. But someone could. Think about it.

Wonderful uplifting words by President Trump giving thanks for our many blessings.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B6_H6NjiIMk

Imagine the shitfit you Trumpkins would throw if Obama did that.

Warmup laps, dumbass.

And Greta. Greta...Toonberry? Is that how you say it? There are so many ways to say it. You hear it so many ways. It's in another language. No one even knows, no one's ever heard of this language before. Well, she doesn't like fossil fuels. OHHH, WE NEED A GREEN NEW DEAL! YOU'RE VERY BAD! YOU CAN'T DRIVE CARS BECAUSE, BECAUSE THE FOSSIL FUELS! Folks, I have a feeling we'll be burning lots of fossil fuels today, am I right? LOTS of fuel being used today! And these cars, they're very fast, very powerful. Look! They're not really going anywhere! They just go in circles, round and round, keep turning right. I have a feeling I would be a very good race car driver, people have actually said this. So, GRETA, I'm SORRY, there's nothing you can do about it! We're using fossil fuel today. And we're gonna use it a lot. And don't worry! There's a LOT more where that came from. See, this is what I've never been, think about this, this is what the Democrats and Weird Greta -- I like to call her Weird Greta, she's very...weird, you know, people don't like to, oh, she's a little girl, guess what, not even that little, just the makeup, she, so, Weird Greta -- if the oil is made from old...stuff, deep underground, scientists have explained this to me, it just gets replaced with material that's a little newer! So there's always more. Why don't Weird Greta and Crazy Bernie, let's not forget Crazy Bernie, talk about that? The pressure, deep pressure, it makes more, you keep making more. More, more, more! That's good! I like when things are more. Look at these cars, there's so much! It's beautiful, very beautiful. So many great products to learn about. I like the products, don't you like the products? Mello Yello, have you heard about this? It's like Mountain Dew, but it's very...very mellow. Very popular. Very good people at the Mello Yello company, great Americans. This guy's giving me the wrap-it-up, do you believe this? Hey. I'm givin' you the wrap-it-up. This guy!

AWESOME

The photo, taken by Jonathan Ferrey in 2004 and available on Getty Images, shows Air Force One taking off with Bush aboard after his Feb. 15, 2004 visit.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

So AWESOME that the pic used is from 2004.



https://www.yahoo.com/news/trumps-campa ... 47353.html