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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 6:29 pm 
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Has there ever been a fat Nascar driver besides Tony and Newman?

Many. Drivers haven't been confused with athletes.

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Track might be dry by 8:15 but likely closer to 8:30.


Those times are Eastern.


Ughhh...Delays are not good..... :drunken:

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Where is SHARK to tell me what channel this is on?

I was in the pit getting my nose adjusted.



Somebody has a new photo this week. :)

I saw that sir. I'm much more photogenic than that fellow.

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Danica is so beautiful. And that Ricky is a cute little bugger himself. If I leaned that way.


:roll: :roll:

oh please, Mr. Score, tell us how you feel about Taylor Swift, too!! :lol:

God I hate Service Master trucks. Service Master was our initial flood recovery system who linked us with a contractor who screwed us after the flood....HATE HATE HATE

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Has there ever been a fat Nascar driver besides Tony and Newman?

Many. Drivers haven't been confused with athletes.



But most are damn near jockey size. Does that extra weight in the car make that much of a difference if any?

Did you see who was on the pole for the Daytona 500?

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Tony is a great driver. That is why he has won races and titles.

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Has there ever been a fat Nascar driver besides Tony and Newman?

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Where is SHARK to tell me what channel this is on?

I was in the pit getting my nose adjusted.


:shock: you did what now?

Speed.



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Who is Peoria Matt's image? I'd put him in my top 5 of our images. I LOVE Gerard Butler, and I never realized how hot Stone Cold is. :oops:

:bounce:

Is this race STARTING at 7 or when? Thanks!


No idea who Matt's picture is. I think I Googled, "Extremely good looking guy" for that one.

Are you already hitting on leash?

Showdown is approx 7:46 EST, All Star is approx 9:00 EST.

What number are you on?


NO, I am NOT hitting on leash. I wasn't hitting on K Effective when I mentioned Gerard Butler!! :roll:

Thank you for the time info. :)

I've been drinking about 2 hours, but slowly ( :lol: ) No, seriously I tried to spend some time out on my deck earlier w/out beer but ended up inside too early. Maybe I'll post about that on the "complainier thread" in a bit.

(And settle down, peaches...jealousy does not become you!! :wink: )


It wouldn't be THAT bad if you were hitting on Leash. Geesh! :oops:

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:lol: :lol:


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Who the hell is Timmy Hill?

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No idea who Matt's picture is. I think I Googled, "Extremely good looking guy" for that one.

Are you already hitting on leash?

Showdown is approx 7:46 EST, All Star is approx 9:00 EST.

What number are you on?


NO, I am NOT hitting on leash. I wasn't hitting on K Effective when I mentioned Gerard Butler!! :roll:

Thank you for the time info. :)

I've been drinking about 2 hours, but slowly ( :lol: ) No, seriously I tried to spend some time out on my deck earlier w/out beer but ended up inside too early. Maybe I'll post about that on the "complainier thread" in a bit.

(And settle down, peaches...jealousy does not become you!! :wink: )


It wouldn't be THAT bad if you were hitting on Leash. Geesh! :oops:


:lol: Yes, it would be THAT bad to Keeping Score! :lol:

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Who the hell is Timmy Hill?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timmy_Hill

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Sprint Showdown about to start. may get some extra parade laps to finish drying the track.

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Who the hell is Timmy Hill?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timmy_Hill



So, all you need is a Wikipedia page to qualify for this event?

Shouldn't you at least have done a GoDaddy commercial?

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Lots of sparks off the bottom of the cars as the tires build air pressure.

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WIN THE HUGE STOOL'S POINTS!!

THIS ONLY PERTAINS TO THE SHOWDOWN RACE.

Pick a driver. If he or she comes in 1st, 2nd or 3rd place, you will receive 1 of Keeping Score's points.

You will be allowed to pick a driver, but not change once picked, up to Lap 10 of the Showdown race.

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Lap 7 of 40.

Mcmurray, Truex, Stenhouse Top 3.

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Lap 11 of 40.

Mcmurray 1 second ahead of Truex. Stenhouse, Montoya, Menard Top 5.

Mandatory caution at Lap 20.

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