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Everybody pick a driver each week. Nobody picks the same driver, picking is first come first served. The thread will be posted weekly. By rule, I get to pick Jeff Burton each week if I am so compelled. The newly released off probation and racelog co-host Keeping Score gets to pick Joe Nemechek every week. Tally up the points of the driver yous pick each week and reset the field after the Richmond race. This will be a 26 week play-in to the Chase For The Cup.
This means there will only be 43 spots available in this contest. SO SIGN UP EARLY AND OFTEN(you mults yous).


Then, starting with the first Chase race at Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, the Top 12 posters shall be assigned to the driver corresponding in the SPRINT CUP standings. They keep this driver for the duration of the Chase. The chosen 12 will also get to pick a driver out of the Chase to make things more interesting. And rack up the points for the championship.

Confused? Good. Reward? Yes. A prize of undetermined greatness will be given out after the season.

1. If you pick someone and one of the players ahead of you in the standings want that driver, you have to pick another driver. This will go on for the rest of the season, just like NASCAR. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying. A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. Unless someone uses a Dealbreaker award on you.

*Dealbreaker award
This rule has been added to let someone who picks a race winner to be given a Dealbreaker award. It would let the poster either pick bump anyone(except the leader) ahead of them in the standings or take somebodys second pick. It can be saved and used at anytime during the regular season, even right before the drop of the green flag. The Dealbreaker award is a regular season gimmick and none will be given during the playoff season. The awards can transfer to the playoffs, but all deals must be complete by the last regular season race Week 26 at Richmond.

Any players who get their pick bumped or somebody goes and uses the Dealbreaker on them, they will be PM'ed in a timely manner as possible. Dealbreaker awards are able to be bought, sold, or bartered. Players don't have to use them every week or ever use them at all and sell them to players that would really need it late in the regular season. The Dealbreaker may be dealt for straight cash homie, or you can trade some of your points, or work out something to job a player ahead of you in the standings.

Shenanigans are endorsed and encouraged by the Rules Cabal. All trades, deals, and any other kind of brilliant schemes must be presented in the weekly thread and approved by the Rules Cabal for them to be used that week. The value of the Dealbreaker award has yet to been set. I'll leave that up to those involved in the dealings. And let anyone say a single cross word about the Rules Cabal decisions and watch what happens.


2. Driver picking priority will be based off of the weekly standings. Enforcement of rule #1 is ironclad and absolute, unless I feel otherwise or my belly is filled with party liquor. Whichever occurs first.
3. Up to 43 people will be eligible for the contest during the first 26 races of the season. Once the Chase To The Cup starts, only the top 12 will advance to the playoffs.
4. You can sign up and never make a pick, you'll be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying that week.
5. Failure to abide by these rules will be dealt with the most harsh and unfair of judgements by the NASCAR Pick 'em rules cabal, err, committee.

Overall Standings
After Week 5

Total Pts._______________ Driver
203 Terry's Peeps*________Jimmie Johnson
192 Dr. Ken______________Dale Earnhardt Jr.
180 Hawg Ass*__________Mark Martin
172 Otunga's Coffee Mug*_Kyle Busch
163 Free Ajent__________Brad Keselowski
158 Apologist___________Tony Stewart
156 Peoria Matt*_________Matt Kenseth
155 K Effective__________*Paul Menard
152 donspiracy_________Regan Smith
149 Gloopan Kuratz______*Marcos Ambrose
149 Hatchetman________NP-Jamie McMurray
139 newper_____________Carl Edwards
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137 RFDC_______________*Kevin Harvick
136 Urlacher's missing neck_Greg Biffle
133 sjboyd0137__________Clint Bowyer
133 Keeping Score_______*Jeff Gordon
130 SHARK_____________Brian Vickers
126 chaspoppcap________Joey Logano
125 City Of Fools________NP-Juan Pablo Montoya
114 spanky______________NP-David Ragan
112 jimmypasta__________NP-David Stremme
109 mcbrides*___________Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
100 Hank Scorpio________*Ryan Newman
99 Scorehead___________Martin Truex Jr.
96 doug-ep_____________*Aric Almirola
60 Boilermaker Rick______NP-Travis Kvapil
*Dealbreaker award ______*2nd Pick NP-NoPick

The driver picking priority will be based off of the weekly standings for the rest of the season.


Race Lineup
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series
STP Gas Booster 400
Martinsville Speedway - 4/7/2013
Provided by NASCAR Public Relations Statistics


Starting
Position Car# Driver Manu QualifyingSpeed(mph) QualifyingTime(secs)
1 48 Jimmie Johnson (PC3) Lowe's Chevy 98.400 19.244
2 9 Marcos Ambrose Stanley Ford 98.364 19.251
3 55 Brian Vickers(i) Jet Edge Toyota 98.287 19.266
4 22 Joey Logano Shell Pennzoil Ford 98.272 19.269
5 5 Kasey Kahne Farmers Insurance Chevy 98.185 19.286
6 24 Jeff Gordon (PC6) Drive to End Hunger Chevy 98.185 19.286
7 2 Brad Keselowski (PC1) Miller Lite Ford 98.078 19.307
8 20 Matt Kenseth (PC5) The Home Depot/Husky Toyota 98.017 19.319
9 99 Carl Edwards Fastenal Ford 97.962 19.330
10 39 Ryan Newman Quicken Loans Chevy 97.962 19.330
11 18 Kyle Busch M&M's Toyota 97.947 19.333
12 56 Martin Truex Jr. NAPA Auto Parts Toyota 97.941 19.334
13 1 Jamie McMurray Novo Nordisk Chevy 97.850 19.352
14 42 Juan Pablo Montoya Target Chevy 97.780 19.366
15 15 Clint Bowyer RK Motors Toyota 97.719 19.378
16 27 Paul Menard Menards/Pittsburgh Paints Chevy 97.643 19.393
17 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. Diet Mountain Dew Chevy 97.613 19.399
18 51 Regan Smith(i) Hendrickcars.com Chevy 97.513 19.419
19 78 Kurt Busch (PC4) Furniture Row/Serta Chevy 97.458 19.430
20 17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. # Fifth Third Ford 97.442 19.433
21 29 Kevin Harvick Budweiser Chevy 97.432 19.435
22 16 Greg Biffle 3M Ford 97.417 19.438
23 34 David Ragan Ford 97.382 19.445
24 30 David Stremme Widow Wax Toyota 97.297 19.462
25 93 Travis Kvapil Burger King/Dr.Pepper Toyota 97.247 19.472
26 14 Tony Stewart (PC2) Rush Truck Centers/Mobil 1 Chevy 97.217 19.478
27 98 Michael McDowell Phil Parsons Racing Ford 97.177 19.486
28 95 Scott Speed Surrender The Sponsor Ford 97.048 19.512
29 31 Jeff Burton ChildressInstituteforPediatricTrauma Chevy 96.993 19.523
30 38 David Gilliland Long John Silver's Ford 96.949 19.532
31 47 Bobby Labonte (PC7) Bush's Beans Toyota 96.904 19.541
32 10 Danica Patrick # GoDaddy.com Chevy 96.899 19.542
33 33 Landon Cassill Little Joe's Autos/Precon Marine Chevy 96.879 19.546
34 43 Aric Almirola Jani-King/STP Ford 96.830 19.556
35 11 Mark Martin FedEx Freight Toyota 96.755 19.571
36 32 Ken Schrader Federated Auto Parts Ford 96.676 19.587
37-OP 36 JJ Yeley United Mining Equipment Chevy 96.657 19.591
38-OP 44 Scott Riggs No Label Watches Ford 96.597 19.603
39-OP 7 Dave Blaney Sany Chevy 96.489 19.625
40-OP 83 David Reutimann Burger King/Dr.Pepper Toyota 96.474 19.628
41-OP 13 Casey Mears GEICO Ford 96.406 19.642
42-OP 35 Josh Wise(i) MDS Transport Ford 96.259 19.672
43-OP 87 Joe Nemechek(i) MaddiesPlaceRocks.com Toyota 95.521 19.824
DNQ 19 Mike Bliss(i) Toyota

PC1 = is the first past champion eligible, PC2 is the 2nd...and so on if more

# Simoco Rookie of the Year candidate

(i) = driver not running for 2013 Sprint Cup Series Championship Drivers Points

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:17 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:28 pm 
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Ajent pm'ed in this pick before KS.

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Ajent pm'ed in this pick before KS.

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Keselowski

Ajent pm'ed in this pick before KS.

:lol:


Not even possible. I wanna see the actual pm. Not even a time stamp. Give me your password. :evil:

Not happening.

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Mark martin would be a good pick. And will most likely finish ahead of Keselowski.

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The big nerd???
There is a very good chance the 22 will be a scrap of metal being towed off the track.


I didnt get to the bottom of the standings by being conventional.

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With Mark Martin subbing for the injured Denny Hamlin Sunday in the #11 FedEx TOYOTA at Martinsville, VA, I'll take my chances with another part-time driver. At the appropriately-titled TUMS Fast Relief 500 last October at that same track, my pick finished 8th. With his boss Michael Waltrip likely watching with Chris Myers in the "NASCAR on FOX" Hollywood Hotel, this is the guy I'll select Sunday as the NSCS gets back to work:

SHARK's PICK: STP Gas Booster 400 (NSCS Martinsville Spring Race)
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Smoke- sorry Gloop.

Gloopan has been pm'ed.

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Smoke- sorry Gloop.

I was going to bogusly poach Smoke (err.... Stewart, that is) from Gloop, just before the green flag... so I'll just do it now, at least ya get a little time to revise. :oops:

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K Effective wrote:
Smoke- sorry Gloop.

I was going to bogusly poach Smoke (err.... Stewart, that is) from Gloop, just before the green flag... so I'll just do it now, at least ya get a little time to revise. :oops:

K Effective has been pm'ed.

Kasey Kahne is now available. :D

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