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 Post subject: Chris Berman
PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:15 pm 
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Hoping something pops in his brain during the derby tonight.

Fucking talentless bastard.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:17 pm 
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Is it bad that I was hoping he died during the broadcast?

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
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I was like "wow, the guy died on his biggest night of the year!" :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:36 pm 
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Is it bad that I was hoping he died during the broadcast?

Not at all. I am.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:41 pm 
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No doubt the guys schtick is old and done, but I never understood the hate for a guy who ,for a time, everyone in that Biz admired and helped make ESPN. And the 'he could go all the way" was used non stop.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:59 pm 
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Don't tease me like that.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:03 pm 
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No doubt the guys schtick is old and done, but I never understood the hate for a guy who ,for a time, everyone in that Biz admired and helped make ESPN. And the 'he could go all the way" was used non stop.

The fuckers that love his schtick should hang themselves.

Even as a kid, I hated him. I don't like ESPN as a whole. Never have. College football coverage is good, but you can keep the rest. Especially now that the league's networks are getting better.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:13 pm 
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bigfan wrote:
No doubt the guys schtick is old and done, but I never understood the hate for a guy who ,for a time, everyone in that Biz admired and helped make ESPN. And the 'he could go all the way" was used non stop.

The fuckers that love his schtick should hang themselves.

Even as a kid, I hated him. I don't like ESPN as a whole. Never have. College football coverage is good, but you can keep the rest. Especially now that the league's networks are getting better.



I have nothing against him and let's face it,he nicknamed his ass all the way to the bank. I don't watch that much ESPN unless it's NFL season.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:49 pm 
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Numerous deaths may occur before this thing ends. Good christ does it go on forever. It took an hour and 45 minutes for 1 round. More players hit more pitches in batting practice everyday and they get it done in 45 minutes.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
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Spada you should book him ASAP.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
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I don't know who I can't stand more...Chris Berman, a fixture since Day 1 who just signed an extension with ESPN or the fact they had Jim Belushi(!) telling the story of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" after the Cardinals put the Cubs to bed late last night...


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
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bigfan wrote:
for a time


There's the key. That time is long gone.

He's like the Uncle who tells the same 5 stories every get together. They were funny at first but now you dread hearing them.

ESPN must love pissing money away.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
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I just read that ESPN2 is in talks to bring back Keith Olberman for a talk show....Whoooppee!

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
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I just read that ESPN2 is in talks to bring back Keith Olberman for a talk show....Whoooppee!



I loved SportsCenter when Patrick and Olberman anchored it. I've hated it ever since.

"Rauf...Rauf...Rauf is on fire."


Wait, I think that was Craig Kilborn. Nevermind.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
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Keeping Score wrote:


I loved SportsCenter when Patrick and Olberman anchored it. I've hated it ever since.



Great though by you...for once.

Now go back to pretending to be gay.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
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bigfan wrote:
for a time


There's the key. That time is long gone.

He's like the Uncle who tells the same 5 stories every get together. They were funny at first but now you dread hearing them.

ESPN must love pissing money away.


You nailed it Matt!

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Berman
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I suppose it doesn't matter about Berman or he would be gone. I do not think the average fan cares if he is on or not. Only diehards complain is my guess.

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