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Car plows into Highland Park Binny's store, catches fire
Updated at 11:10 AM today

August 8, 2013 (HIGHLAND PARK, Ill.) (WLS) -- A car slammed into a north suburban liquor store on Thursday morning.

It happened on Skokie Valley Road in Highland Park.

Chopper7 is flying live over the scene.

Witnesses say a driver plowed through the window of the Binny's liquor store around 10 a.m. Thursday. The car came to a stop just inside the store and then caught fire, but the fire was put out quickly.

The driver was removed from the car, but there were no details yet on the person's condition.

It does not appear anyone inside the store was injured.

Police officers and firefighters are on the scene, trying to determine what caused the driver to lose control.

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Was the driver wearing a purple polo?

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If you can't find it at Binny's, it's probably because of that schmuck on wheels that plowed into our wine section.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Was the driver wearing a purple polo?

Yesth, an lisping intenthly.

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Whenever some old person drives into a store they inevitably claim that the accelerator stuck.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Whenever some old person drives into a store they inevitably claim that the accelerator stuck.


And when they walk out of a store with an unpaid for 30 pack, they always blame it on the clerk.
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What if he stole the beer from the Wild Hare on a penalty play? Not sure the world could handle that.

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He says, "Frank, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a multing star
If RPB wasn’t running this place"

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Don Tiny wrote:
If you can't find it at Binny's, it's probably because of that schmuck on wheels that plowed into our wine section.


:lol:

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Curious Hair wrote:
What if he stole the beer from the Wild Hare on a penalty play? Not sure the world could handle that.


He probably would have been captured and tortured by the proprietor and his management staff.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Was the driver wearing a purple polo?

Yesth, an lisping intenthly.

Let me know when you two get PM's.

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When I first heard this news, I was certain Tony Esposito was going to lose his license.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Coztansa Man

Now Binny’s Clerk is a friend of mine
He gives me my cube for free
And he's quick with a joke for the message board folks
But he’s no Guy Fieri

He says, "Frank, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a multing star
If RPB wasn’t running this place"

:lol:
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