How about every week Mike has Jerry on and they talk about Jerry being the best owner in town and Mike kissing his ass.

"I always thought you are the best" (not from the shows I heard)

Mike needs to realize that JR is too smart to actually let him close into his circle. This is a different level of intellect and power he's dealing with and trying to get a sniff at. Here's a quick advise to Mikey's handlers: come up with something more creative! JR has employees who would consider Mikey's net worth a pocket change.

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North tries awfully hard to get in that inner circle and while Jerry finds him entertaining to talk with and he knows keeping Mike happy doesn't hurt the SOX PR Machine, Jerry isn't calling Mike to kibitz.

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