Someone mentioned the Mike North Wikipedia entry in another thread. I think it needs to be posted here to be fully appreciated
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_northSports talk show host at WSCR "The Score 670" in Chicago since early 90's. Wife named "Bebe". No children. Known for outrageous viewpoints which usually are "right-leaning". Noted White Sox fan and very well-liked by the "everyman". Teamed with Ex-Chicago Bear Offensive Lineman Dan Jiggets form many years, then spent two years with Ex-Bear Linebacker Doug Buffone (part of "The Wiseguys" - a very celebrated teaming), but recently went solo, with backups Anne Maxfield (as straight man) and sidekick Fred Huebner. Famous sayings include: "That's Exactly Right!" His web site is entitled "northtonorth.com"
Hahaha, that's good reading.
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