If da black guy murders someone for drugs dats wrong. If an Italian mob guy wacks someone cuz he didn't pay da bookie den dats ok.

When does the "Italian Mob Dirtball" song get done Mike?

How about a Bit about The Clown getting caught?

Hey - Dats funny too. Maybe you Jen and rock can work on that for about 5 minutes then hype it for about a week.

To the tune of Candy Man

How can rough up a store owner..
Shoot him in the head...
Take all of his money and leave him for dead..

The Mafia can, The Mafia Can
The Mafia Can because they are no good bastards and they are fucking idiots with no education so they need to steal, lie and kill, because they have no other means of support

*So the last lines didn't rhyme