Anybody hear the odd and most likely canned commercial/interview that Fred did with Elizabeth this morning. She was promoting some movie. Did anyone happen to call in for the "3 day, 2 night Las Vegas vacation with no strings attached"? I just assumed it would end up being a time share sale.

When someone has to say "no strings attached" there are usually strings attached.

I changed the title per Coach's tip.

I thought it was slightly stoned Shannon Elizabeth. At least that's how Fred introduced her.

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Oops. I caught it in the middle of the discussion. Maybe it was Shannon Elizabeth.

Wow, must have been the same one i caught the other morning!

When you mean canned do you mean the same commercial probably exists in other markets, and whatever schmo (Fred) justs inserts his questions where they're supposed to go? Thats kind of what I think. Nonetheless I'm sure he got a boner doing it

As an aside to, not like she was a A-level star at any point, but how low has Shannon Elizabeth sunk to whore herself out for a timeshare place and in any way be associated with Fredrico Huebner?

That is exactly what I mean by canned. I picture Lou reading Fred's lines over on the Grand Rapids station.

In defense of Shannon, she was principally hawking a movie she will be in. The free trip was just a side gig.

She's inching closer and closer to porn

Got to love interwebs.

Here is the timeshare Tanya Roberts a few weeks ago and now Elizabeth are plugging.

Other radio spokespeople include:

Rush Limbaugh
Rick Dees
Bill O'Reilly
Howard Stern
John Boy and Billy
Bob and Tom
Delilah's
Jim Rome
Fox News Update
Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Michael Savage

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Rick Dees!!!

She pretty much is there. She is most famous for appearing in Playboy and being the half nude masturbating foreign exchange student in american pie. Some porn stars have a better resume than that.

You forget her well-publicized Oscar snub for her stunning portrayal of a jewel thief with a heart of gold in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.

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Oh, you mean the one where she is made out to be the dumpy, PETA chick.

Good role for her.

I haven't seen any of these.

The only reason I know her name is because my barber has an enormous stack of Playboys and Penthouses on a coffee table in the waiting area.

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Now Fred is "talking" to Roseanne!!!!

They wanted to match him up with some closer to his weight class.

Let's not forget Shannon's incredible "Oscar worthy" performance in Jack Frost.

Where she gets humped to death by a snowman.

You just can't make this shit up.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9f8_rpc3jmQ

Can I get the location of your barber please?

Is that the one under the el on Wells?

They used to have file cabinets full of them. It was like the Chicago Public Porn Library & Archive.

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Alfredo's on State, hole in the wall on the east side of the street just a block north of Chicago. Don't let Phil cut your hair and never put money on Alfredo's picks. If you ask nicely, Fredo might let you take a few of the copies home.

Doc, Wells and Van Buren?

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No, it was up around Lake and Wells but that was 10-15 years ago so it's probably gone by now.

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Just what I need, a second hand porn mag marinated in Fredo's love juice.

Are we speaking from experience, Coach?

No, but I heard him offer it to his Gold Coast retiree customers who expressed fascination by the photographic artwork in the magazine.

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She's an actress in Hollywood. Whor-ing yourself out is the first requirement for a female in Hollywood. Too bad Atta went for the twin towers instead of the Academy Awards.