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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:18 pm

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Whoops

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Authorities have identified a woman killed in a pipe bomb explosion at a gender reveal party in Iowa.

The Marion County sheriff's office says 56-year-old Pamela Kreimeyer died instantly after debris struck her in the head Sunday in rural Knoxville.

Authorities say the Kreimeyer family had been experimenting with different types of explosives in hopes of recording a gender reveal ceremony that could be posted on social media for friends and family.

They say family members used gunpowder to create a homemade stand that was supposed to blow colorful powder indicating the child's sex, but tape over the top of the metal tubing inadvertently created a pipe bomb that sent shrapnel flying.

Kreimeyer was standing 45 feet from the device when it exploded.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:20 pm

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Was her brain red or blue?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:20 pm

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Was it a boy or girl?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:22 pm

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Fucking Iowa :lol:

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:24 pm

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at least the damage was contained to one human rather than 47,000 acres of land

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:24 am

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circle of life.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:12 am

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That's one way to get rid of your mother-in-law.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:21 am

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Kirkwood wrote:

at least the damage was contained to one human rather than 47,000 acres of land

Yup

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312player

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:21 am

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Definitely a Darwin award finalist this year.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:24 am

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Yup, this is nature just sorting itself out.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:35 pm

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at accidentally creating a pipe bomb

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:37 pm

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Look, haven't we all, in our time, messed around in the garage and accidentally built a pipe bomb?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:38 pm

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How long before teenagers start doing gender reveal parties? Seems like a good replacement for confirmation and other rights of passage.

Like the teen drops his/her pants and reveals with blue or pink underwear on. Or lifts the shirt for no bra/bra.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:39 pm

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Saying I can't build a pipe bomb or have a gender reveal party is denying my humanity.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:02 am

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Just hope that the baby doesn't end up growing trans and then the whole thing was for nothing.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:11 am

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But the explosion instead sent metal shrapnel flying. Kreimeyer – who was standing with family members about 45 feet away – was killed instantly by a piece that struck her in the head, the news release said. The debris continued flying for approximately 140 more yards, the sheriff's office said.

Holy shit!

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:12 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

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Holy shit!

More like holy head!

Amirite?!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:16 am

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:37 pm

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:40 pm

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Darwin Awards finalist?

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:51 pm

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Hussra wrote:

That’s great! For me. Probably sucked for him

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:00 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Darwin Awards finalist?

Darwin Awards are for taking yourself out. This is wacky manslaughter.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:04 pm

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denisdman wrote:

For some reason when I heard the tease for this yesterday, I expected it to be that kind of gender reveal party.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:04 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Darwin Awards finalist?

Darwin Awards are for taking yourself out. This is wacky manslaughter.

Well, honorable mention then? Deserving of an asterisk maybe?

She did voluntarily put herself in position to get shrapnel to the head.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:05 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

denisdman wrote:

For some reason when I heard the tease for this yesterday, I expected it to be that kind of gender reveal party.

It's probably already happening.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Woman at Gender Reveal Party

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:23 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

The kid's name has to be "Tanner" right?

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