He wouldn't be spewing his picks on his bought time. He would buy time for an hour infomercial to spew his web site address. They have one of these shows on the Score during NFL Sundays.

You brag about last weeks picks. Say you have "inside info" and constantly give your web site or your 1-800 number.

You just reapeat this for an hour. Brag, inside info, 1800 number. Repeat this for an hour and that's the show.

Come on! So North lied to Hub about what he was doing?? lol

I was going to type a quote that could try and replicate what North could have said to Hub, but I just can't think of the words that could be so misleading and been done on such a whim.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Sorry for quoting myself. I'm telling you. It could have went down like this.

That could happen sooner then we think...

Pappy- Hey Hub its Mike.

Hub- Mike who?

Pappy- (sighs) North, Mike North.

Hub- Uh.......Hmmmm....Oh yea...whats up Mike

Pappy - Hub, I have one of dem new websites dings going up, I needs some more experts like me's, Fred and Jen.

Hub- Oh, is this like a website to help people find a job?

Pappy- No, its one of dose websites that give da scores of all da games and some other stuff, you be like one of dose expert analyst guys.

Hub- Sure Mike, would I get paid?

Pappy- Yea, your my guy, we can get all dat figured out in a little bit, wat do ya say Hub?

Hub- I guess so Pappy, why not?

Pappy- Dats greats, we will get yous up on the site today, tanks allot Hub.

Hub- Ok Mike.

1 week later

Phone Rings at pappy land

Pappy- Pappy speaking.

Hub- WHAT THE FUCK MIKE, ITS A BETTING SITE? GET MY FACE THE HELL OFF THAT WEBSITE.

Pappy - Fine Hub, yous not one of my guys no more.

Hub- <CLICK>

If anyone wants to SIGN up for dontfademe.com for A month when Football starts, I will be willing to contribute a portion of the $99 or $139.

I guess I'm sayin I'd PAY to watch North crumble.

Let me know if anyone is doing this and I'll be glad to contribute.

Bigfan?

Rodeo?

Frontman?

Crappy?

Beardown?

Teelander?

Cairo?

No. I don't want to give him a dime. I can make fun of him without paying him.

By the way, fellas, after his hot start he is slipping. He's 14-8. He gives his daily record on the "blog" button of his site.

If he keeps giving his record then why should you want to buy it? Don't buy his bullshit even if it's for comedic purposes.

Ok, I am gambling stupid, but what is he betting on? Pre-season football? Baseball? Cricket? I dont get it, but again, I never laid out a dime on a sporting event, except for those football pools, I have enough pain watching the bears without worrying about losing money on it...

I be willing to pony up some cash though to sign up for his site though, never let it be said that I didnt help a unemployed boob

I've read his site. He says he's playing pre season football and MLB. Only an idiot bets on pre season. I've done it but I don't need a service. It's just a small play for some action. 25 bucks.

I've bought a "gambling service". Pointwise. It's a very respectable, long-time service.

My dad goes to Vegas a lot. Me, my Dad, a few buddies, and some relatives split the cost of the service and play all of their 5 star and 4 star picks. My dad makes our bets. We don't do it all of the time but we do it. Especially for the NCAA tourney. They have credibility. Pappy doesn't.

Sorry, I work far too hard for my money to even throw it away on a joker like North and Jen. Unlike his "rags to riches" story, I have to earn my check AND stay on top of it.

Yeah, I have to agree. Even for comedic purposes, I can't see giving this idiot any of my money.

[quote="Beardown"] He says he's playing pre season football and MLB. Only an idiot bets on pre season. I've done it...[quote]

There's something very Northian about the above construction....

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Midget, that was my intent. I wanted to tell you that I was an idiot for doing it.

I actually haven't bet on a pre season game in 5 years. Like I said, it was just for some action at the time. It was a lonely Saturday night, if I remember. Not much has changed since then.

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I think we should hook up Beardown and Jen. I know he doesn't think she looks good, and Hawkeye's girl thinks she's a loser, but has to be better than lonely Saturday nights in Beardown's cave.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

I never said she's ugly. She just loves herself more than she should. She's not evil. She's just a little lost.

Jen would never date me and I wouldn't want to date her. I just think she would be annoying. Plus, I would have to ask Pappy for permission. I don't think he would grant it.

HEY SPORTS FANS and auto racing fans and folks!!,

Well we're off and running on what I think is going to be a fun experience. I've always been a fan of handicapping sports as well as rampant animal reproduction. It's always been a goal of mine to create a site that would not only give people winners, but also give tips on ways to rapidly increase the wild dog population. Lucky is with me for this project as well as Hub Arkush who will be one of our football experts as well as give his amateur veterinary advice. I'm going to talk to him about it tomorrow. I'm sure he's in.

Oh, I almost forgot- the name of the site is Dontspayedme.com. I'm proud to be the spokesman and endorser. Oh yeah - animal sexuality and handicapping! You can't beat it.

Check out my picks in the Wagering section! I'm a verified 1-0 on NASCAR picks to win and up a million units. Sign up and get my unit conversion chart.

Good Luck.

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You know me like that.

Well done.