Curious Hair wrote:
Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population--Des Moines, Iowa. Perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart! You can't build on it. You can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart! I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians!
Not Mojo- or Dead Milkmen- related, but this reminded me of a song I've always liked and found interesting, "Hypnotized" by the Bob Welch version of Fleetwood Mac.
In the second verse he talks about a strange pond located in North Carolina. I've always wondered if it was a real place. There's some thought that he is referencing a Carolina bay. But it may be about the Devil's Tramping Ground, a perfect circle in the middle of the forest where nothing grows and animals are reluctant to tread. Also, it isn't very far from Asheville.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Tramping_Ground