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 Post subject: Tyson v. Holyfield 3?
PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 7:58 pm 
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Being rumored.

I hate to admit it, but watching Tyson working out, I may actually kick in to see it. #covidboredom

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No doubt man, have you seen some of the videos of Tyson. Dude looks great for his age.

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Id watch... My money be on iron mike this time. I had Evander the first time.

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RFDC wrote:
No doubt man, have you seen some of the videos of Tyson. Dude looks great for his age.


It was kind of a shock. Maybe he's right about the weed he's pushing. :eye:

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Why is this in the RIP section?

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Id watch... My money be on iron mike this time. I had Evander the first time.


Stupid me lost the first time.

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Holyfield is already brain dead. Tyson would kill him

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Tyson looked amazingly quick in those videos.
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Why is this in the RIP section?



In memory of the Evander’s ears.
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Why is this in the RIP section?


Because someone will die trying in this one.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
Tyson looked amazingly quick in those videos.


It’s crazy how quick he still looks.
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Why is this in the RIP section?



In memory of the Evander’s ears.

And his crazy 23 bdrm mansion and money.

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
Tyson looked amazingly quick in those videos.


It’s crazy how quick he still looks.

Not to mention the old man strength on display. You'd have to be nuts to spar with him in the beginning .

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Why is this in the RIP section?



In memory of the Evander’s ears.

And his crazy 23 bdrm mansion and money.



Those stories are always so depressing.
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he looks like he could take on mayweather. dude would just knock floyds ass out right through a block.

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It would be an "exhibition" bout. We all want to relive the glory days of Tyson, but this won't be it. Now Mike in a real fight, that I would pay for.

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I hope this doesn't happen. It's sad.

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Maybe he can fight Mason “The Line” Dixon.
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he looks like he could take on mayweather. dude would just knock floyds ass out right through a block.

Are you kidding me? Floyd would sandbag the fuck out of him and dance around the ring for the first 5-7 rounds, then likely trade a few rounds with Tyson, then when it goes to the judges Floyd wins in an unanimous decision cuz that's just how these things go.

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It would be an "exhibition" bout. We all want to relive the glory days of Tyson, but this won't be it. Now Mike in a real fight, that I would pay for.

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I like the cut of your jib, sir! Ghetto Fights 14 (The One With Tyson) would no doubt sell countless copies and set downloading records.

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Was it fight 2 that Tyson bit the ear?

I get both fights mixed up

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Was it fight 2 that Tyson bit the ear?

I get both fights mixed up


It was fight 2.

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If they do it, it should be 10 rounds. 60 seconds, 90 seconds tops, per round.

Just have them throw.

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RFDC wrote:
Was it fight 2 that Tyson bit the ear?

I get both fights mixed up

Correct ... the 2nd one.

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I don't want to see him fight Holyfield for many reasons, the first being that I never liked watching Holyfield fight - ever.

I would much rather watch him fight Butterbean-type toughman dudes and just blitz their ears off.

Or I'd like to see him box like Randy Couture, Brock Lesnar or Tito Ortiz or something.

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I really don't want to see Holyfield die or get turned into a vegetable on ppv. Let the kids do the fighting. This is a terrible idea.

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[tweet]https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1265006769656471553?s=20[/tweet]

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

:shock: damn

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