In light of Tractor Traylor I wanted to make sure we had a thread ready for Eddy Curry, who I'm sure will be 600 pounds and dead of a heart attack within the next 5 years.

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Not funny. I'm not surprised either.

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Big Fan please prune.

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Agreed. And also delete this thread.

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shut up bitches, this very important thread isn't going anywhere. And in a few months/years when Eddy inevitably dies of extreme fatness you'll all be posting here to honor that fat waste of space.

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I'd hate to be the limo driver under all of that when he finally goes.

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He better be getting hazard pay.

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shakes broke the Degenerate Dave story in this very section.

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I'd also like to go on record saying Eddy Curry will some day die. My guy told me this, so it's good.

Who, Father Time?

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MY GUY!!!!

That's true...and everyone hush hushed and poo pooed me then and here we are years later and DD is still dead and its basically an accepted fact here.

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Wtf?

I'm assuming I missed a little, missed alot at some point

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

He's fat, out of shape, and abnormally large. And he likes to expose himself to male limo drivers and force them to do things.

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I wonder if he wears the chaufers cap when he's "driving" it home.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Guys, can we please stop posting in this thread before someone really think he's dead?

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I'm serious guys, cut it out......please.

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I will take that under advisement

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I can see both sides of it, spmack - this is a toughie

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After much consideration, I've come up with a decision.....

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I bet shakes bites it before eddie. If they got that lush summerall new sony guts then they can preserve Curry for a while.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

How do you know that about shakes?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Pat almost had his transplant on the cruiser. I was eating my fourth chicken and he was on his 5th Fifth of Stoli and he started rambling about his insides hurting and BOOM he hit the floor. I had to call Brett Favre to see what I should do. He said that I should get him on the field and have him run around like a kid out there. We tried that, and he puked on me. So we took him to the hospital. The doctors ran him into the ER like Barry Sanders busting through another hole, and the doctor had good, steady hands...just like Brett Favre.

I'm hungry.

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I <3 Brett

why do you care if people think he's dead?

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Because he is his driver,maybe?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

The reason it might be a bad call is that this was the last year of his deal and if reports are right, he was $60 mill in debt, with only $11 M left on a deal?

I would not be surprised at all to see Eddie get in much better shape, to get some paper. Maybe a 2 year $10 Mill.

Someone will give it to him! He is 7 feet and is a good offensive player, when in shape.

His options for an income that can approach his NBA money, I will go out on the limb and say are ' limited' at best!~

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

He'll be lucky to get a minimum deal in Toronto.

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