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denisdman
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this stimulus plan just sounds stupid. it's not enough money to help those with no safety net or savings. are there links to any economists that actually think this will help long term?


Good call man, the market really hates the plan. :P

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$6 trillion package will make Wall St. happy.

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When the stimulus package gets signed and provides 1 or 2 more big up days it'll be a gifthorse opportunity to short the market as the bad data starts rolling in.
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When the stimulus package gets signed and provides 1 or 2 more big up days it'll be a gifthorse opportunity to short the market as the bad data starts rolling in.



Thanks for the inside info. I'm glad we have a guy posting at CFMB who knows that bad data is going to be rolling in.

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When the stimulus package gets signed and provides 1 or 2 more big up days it'll be a gifthorse opportunity to short the market as the bad data starts rolling in.

Shhh. This could be our little secret.

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No mention of record DOW trip upwards on yahoo homepage.

Not surprising.

https://apnews.com/44594c5f80e50524cd6325c00a2da0bd

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No mention of record DOW trip upwards on yahoo homepage.

Not surprising.

https://apnews.com/44594c5f80e50524cd6325c00a2da0bd


I'd like to see a couple days of stability before celebrating.

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FrankDrebin wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
No mention of record DOW trip upwards on yahoo homepage.

Not surprising.

https://apnews.com/44594c5f80e50524cd6325c00a2da0bd


I'd like to see a couple days of stability before celebrating.


Fuck that.

Ride the rollercoaster.

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Suggest WSJ or FT if you want financial market reporting.

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Suggest WSJ or FT if you want financial market reporting.

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vitoscotti wrote:
When the stimulus package gets signed and provides 1 or 2 more big up days it'll be a gifthorse opportunity to short the market as the bad data starts rolling in.



Thanks for the inside info. I'm glad we have a guy posting at CFMB who knows that bad data is going to be rolling in.

Clearly a recycled CSFMBer. Recognizes 'All information is 100% unreliable.'
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FrankDrebin wrote:
FukNuggitt wrote:
No mention of record DOW trip upwards on yahoo homepage.

Not surprising.

https://apnews.com/44594c5f80e50524cd6325c00a2da0bd


I'd like to see a couple days of stability before celebrating.


A couple of weeks, at least.

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Two trillion, damn. Wild times.

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beni hanna wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
vitoscotti wrote:
When the stimulus package gets signed and provides 1 or 2 more big up days it'll be a gifthorse opportunity to short the market as the bad data starts rolling in.



Thanks for the inside info. I'm glad we have a guy posting at CFMB who knows that bad data is going to be rolling in.

Clearly a recycled CSFMBer. Recognizes 'All information is 100% unreliable.'


It’s former CFSMB owner Scot.

AKA BigFan

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it's wise to take stock advice from the poster who transcribes each JDC and les shows for the forum
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it's wise to take stock advice from the poster who transcribes each JDC and les shows for the forum

Coming from an genius poster who doesn't use capital letters, commas, or periods.
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vitoscotti wrote:
billypootons wrote:
it's wise to take stock advice from the poster who transcribes each JDC and les shows for the forum

Coming from an genius poster who doesn't use capital letters, commas, or periods.


Yikes. How embarrassing for you.

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SpiralStairs wrote:
vitoscotti wrote:
billypootons wrote:
it's wise to take stock advice from the poster who transcribes each JDC and les shows for the forum

Coming from an genius poster who doesn't use capital letters, commas, or periods.


Yikes. How embarrassing for you.


I don't use capitals. Many times though people put them in for me. Examples are: Pittmike, PittMike, ShitstainMike.

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Climbing up to 22,000.

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Congress, the Fed, and Administration are doing about as much as they can right now. It appears to be pretty decisive action on the financial front.

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Coming back down as bill is held up.

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It needed a bigger gain today. I see it taking a shit again tomorrow.
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Coming back down as bill is held up.


Bernie once again fucking things up for everyone.

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Who knew all it took to make the line go up was the promise of a massive cash infusion from the federal government?

Denis the Fed doesn't actually print this money do they? It's all just a series of zeros and ones that shows up in Boeing's account, right?

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