Dad - So, you went to Columbia College to get into radio, finally got a break and were able to quit waitressing, worked your way up to executive producer of a morning show in Chicago, had your boss call you "the best sports-talk producer in the business," were regarded as a good guest-booker with a valuable rolodex file, quit your job at the station to follow this disgusting idiot, and this is the best gig he can come up with for you? Putting up your picture and calling you "gorgeous" on some two-bit gamblling website?

OK, honey, that makes perfect sense. Love ya.

Right, like Pappy wouldn't have included her in this site had she kept the job at the Score. He'd still throw this her way. She could have managed both. She's not doing anything for this site. It's a Pappy hand out to her.

Look at Fred. He's gonna manage reading updates and doing this new bullshit.

Ya know, Jen doesn't think very much. I'm sure she wants to be respected in the media business. Maybe she knows she'll get nothing without Pappy so this is no big deal.

But do you think she is actually gonna put this on her resume when trying to land something credible in media? How will that employer look at this? Yeah, let's hire "Jen Jen the Greek" to be our anchor women.

She's italian through an injection.

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now now...don't lie to the man, more like November 18th...

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Jen is so proud of this that she didn't even post it on her "Myspace page". In fact, she still says, on her page, that she works on the Pappy morning show.

She's no dummy. She'll take this money from Pappy but she's not gonna tell people about it. She has to be embarrased. She has to know what a complete joke this is.

I swear, I'm still laughing over that "Smiling picture of little Jen Jen" in the "expert" section of Pappy's gambling site. That is priceless. That is better than a lot of SNL skits.

Didn't Fred leave the Score? I thought that was what Northy was claiming on dontfademe.com (Whatever that is supposed to mean.)

AND do Fire games on TV, although if he's paid by the word, he's barely pulling down minimum wage at that gig.

Look, I get exactly why Jen is doing this. She never thought it would come to this about 2 months ago. She needs money. She knows Pappy feels responsible for her. She's gonna use that "Pappy guilt" and gladly take money from this site. Pappy gave her the impression that big things were coming after the Score. She turned down an offer to stay at the Score. She's regretting that. Big things aren't coming for her and Pappy.

Jen also realizes that any nickel of profit that comes from this site has absolutley nothing to do with that tiny little cutsie blond girl picture and that "Hard core handicapping bio" beneath that picture. The picture just screams "I can pick games too. Girl power!!"

I still can't get over little Jen's picture with those 50-year old men. It is sad and funny at the same time. You have Pappy, Hub, Fred, and "Jen Jen The Greek". My God. Look at the history of these professional handicappers. It's bad looking fat men. Usually in their 50s or older. Usually with criminal records. They have bad complexions. Then you see Jen, over night, become a handicapper on a site charging $100 a month. With that "little girl" picture right next to Hub, Fred, and Pappy - they are jokes too but nothing compared to Jen.

Like I said, things are becoming a little desperate for her. She'll gladly take a monthly check from Pappy. This way she can at least convince herself that she's working for it. Eventually she has to break away from this "Pappy dependence". She's probably realizing that. She is probably feeling a little weird about it.

She's a confused little girl. Things came fast and easy for her at a young age. Now life is slapping her in the face.

It's got to hit her when she's alone thinking about this....

"Jesus Christ, I was a news anchor/producer on a morning show in a major market. I was treated like a princess. I got to go to games for free and take pictures with celebrities. I was even doing commercials. Now, I'm a sleezy handicapper on a two-bit web site. Shit, I don't even pick the games. Pappy said 'I'ze got that hun.' Doesn't matter, I don't know the first damn thing about picking games. Christ, I'm taking money from degenerate gamblers. What is wrong with me? What the fuck happened? I'm a sexy and smart girl. Look at my pictures. I'm gorgeous in all 10,000 of them. I should be a model, on the radio, or on TV. I should be famous!!!!!"

This is so pathetic that it's funny.

You're right on. I bet she's also scared as hell though with this whole thing. Correct me if I'm wrong, but during the North show's day he'd have her make "picks" on the show and Score website. I'll assume those picks had some successes. To her it was probably a fun little thing though, kind of like when Annie used to ask for Over/Under answers on yes/no questions. She didn't understand it but it was cool playing cards at the big boy table and speaking their lingo. Kind of like a lot of women end up doing with their boyfriends and husbands to fit in and be a part of what they're interested in. Now she is somewhat responsible for picks with people paying a lot of money for them. She's going to freeze up and freak out because these picks actually matter. It's not a fun game any more and she's in too deep with North to get out. Sad.

Actually, she has now; but if you leave her a comment, its under "moderated' (ie, delete anything she feels doesn't belong, ie anything critical of her or Mike) status.

Yeah. Jen wrote a blog about the handicapping site on her myspace. Here it is

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=31942393&blogID=423830819

She said this is one of her "projects" that's she's working on with Mike. What a fool she is. Trying to act proffesional and important. Acting like she's needed for this. She even jokes about the "bookie priest" being on the site. Funny Jen, as you try to rip off people on this site. She called it a "Project". Most people call it a hand out, Jen. Keep fooling yourself.

Pathetic. Just pathetic.....

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It was because of this thread mocking the site that Jen made it private.

Think if we keep it up, her and North would go away forever?

Hate to burst your bubble and bring you guys down from your Jen bashing high, but her profile is public again and it wasn't private because of anything you guys did, unless you are a stalker.

Now why don't we move on to some more important goals in life.

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oh man,poor beardown, he was taking so much pride in getting it made private

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To the contrary. We just made Jen put it back to public. We shamed her into doing it. We did it!!!!! We made her take it down. We made her but it back up. We've got her on a string!!! We've acomplished a lot.

Check out the weird message that Fred left for Jen Jen. He was talking about her "cute" picture and said something else weird. Anybody else find it strange? It's an Aug 4th post. 10 or 11 posts from the top.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=31942393

Her Screenname was THEREALJENPATTERSON.

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Want a good laugh? Just read all of the men that post to Jen. Read all of their comments. I assume all of these guys don't actually know Jen. Even if they did it's funny. It's all about how beautiful she is. They say it in a weird way too. Some of them comment on Jen's new picture (Even Fred felt the need to comment on her new picture). I'm sure Jen loves those comments but it's just weird. It feeds Jen's ego. See, Jen loves these weirdos but hates us.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=31942393

Man, good catch. Fred might overtake Mike on the JWF (Jen Wierdness Factor) rankings with that one. Shit, if I posted a public message like that to a 26-year old co-worker, I'd be in big trouble here at Pappy's-Crappyland.

So basically Fred is telling her that she's hot, that the wife is at the condo downtown, that he's alone at his DG estate, that the weather sucks (as the song goes Baby, it's cold outside. I really can't stay.) effectively hinting that she comes over by his house to ... watch a soccer game.

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GOALLLLLLLLLL!!! GOALLLLLLLL!!! GOAL!!! GOAL!!! GO-GO-GO-GO-GOALLLLLL!!!
Oh, baby, that bicycle-kick move you do is just too much!

Go Fred!

So you're saying that Fred was looking for an "O"-zone action day.

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You know me like that.

Or he was looking to put a little oil in her engine....

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she's one of the few females on myspace that doesn't have her profile set to private.