Who cares if he had the Giants. LOOK AT HIS FUCKING CONDITION!

If this guy wants to attract customers, National Customers, who the Fuck would look at this guy's fucking mug and pay money. He looks hungover and stoned.

Remember when he was on Chicago Tonight right after he left the score and for the 'potential' job's he may have had a shot at, he said he quit drinking. Well taking a look at this video, what sane radio station manager will think Mike is telling the truth.

OMG, that is funny, scary, creepy all at the same time.

You couldn't go out of your way to produce a worse spot. The blinds behind him, shadows on the face, horrible text, crappy production values and that Jen in the end piece all make it totally laughable. Are you kidding us, Pappy? This is a cry for help, it has to be. The next dontfademe video will be coming to us live from the Golden Gate Bridge..."are you kidding me? I've got the Niners, I've got the Giants and I'm about to hit the water at 140 miles per hour if one of you doesn't sign up for the three days at $19.95....three days"...(pause)....splat!

These are like SNL skits. Only Pappy is trying to get people to think he's legit and take their money.

It's amazing. I really think the camera went on and Pappy just winged his speech. I don't think he gave it thought before hand. It's amazing. I don't know how you can ask for 100 bucks when this is your presentation. Telling people that you're picking night and day college football. Wow!!!!

But yeah, little Jen Jen, coming in to the picture to turn off the camera is hilarious.

For a selfish suicidal act like that Mr Undeniably Chicago MUST choose a Chicago landmark. 35th street bridge over Ryan. "I's gots Da Bears (Long Live Dick Butkus!) Sox and da Cub. Sign up for a trifecta! ... Thud."

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I'm waiting for the one where Pappy and Jen are together in the promo. It's coming. Fred should be making his "Promo Debut" shortly as well.

Always trying to help Jen out. Here is some more advice Jen: Douse yourself with hair spray or pull the hair all the way back. The hair flips are costing you business.

Some skin too, Jen. It works great for sales. This commercial sold an incredible amount of hamburgers that are absolutely horrible for you, more than 1,500 calories, I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVkCUsYIb0E

I know nobody is going to let you anywhere near a Bentley, but it really doesn't have to be. You can go to that benz dealer that Da Cotch does ads for, and have them give you one of the newer sportier models and sponsor the ad and the site.

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Nice. I've seen that commercial on youtube only. I never saw it on TV. I always get into the argument that Paris is "hot". Some people say she's not. There are times she looks better than other times. But she is sexy. I think the key for her is to always have the long flowing hair. Anytime she puts it up or it's a short hair cut it takes away from her beauty.

Yeah Jen, do something like that. If you do I'll plunk $100 bucks. I promise.

What happened to the price going up when the NFL starts? Wasnt it going to be $139 from $99? I'm no genius but If your product isnt selling for a "low" introductory price, chances are it wont sell for more money. I could be wrong. My guess is it will drop again.......and again. He have to pay me to sign up. Then he might have some clients.

I love the bridge scenerios. Good work guys.

Didn't someone say Jen went to Columbia College? I'm pretty sure you can't get out of there without taking a video course. So she might want to go through her old notes, and review the lecture on Zoom Lenses. It's a bit complicated, but using the zoom feature will allow Mike to keep the chair where he wants it, without having to lean forward into the lens. She might also want to think about using the remote that most likely came with the camera so she can turn it on and off without inserting herself into the shot, although to be fair, she may have missed class on the day they went over this.

I'm thinking that if you want to attract clientèle who have $99.00 and an actual credit card in their possession, you might want to up your production values to at least, say, remedial high school level. A good start would be shooting more than one take to choose from, even though that would mean spending at least 30 seconds more of your time on each take, in order to view each of these takes. I'm not a professional, and I can understand how that can get pretty exhausting, and probably starts to seem a lot like homework. But I have a gut feeling it may be worth it.

Other than that, and the lack of an effective script, and the poor lighting, and the fact that you don't even care enough about this venture to edit yourself out of the last shot, so why should anyone think you care enough about anything related to this site, including making picks, I thought it was fine work.

Would anyone trust giving their credit card # to this scumbag?

You know what this reminds me of? Remember AWA Wrestling on Saturday's on channel 26 back in the day? There was a guy doing a car commercial and when he was done, he thought the camera was off but it wasn't, and he dude talks to the camera man and walks off while still rolling. North is this generation's version of that commercial.