Mike North Morning Show
MNMS in the house
If we’re going down
We’re going out gangsta
Yeaah Hey, Hey
Fred -
Mitch cut us loose
Threw us out the door
Didn’t want us at the score no more
It’s alright
It ok
Still have my movie pass
Won’t have to pay
Till the end of May
Rock –
Mitch cut us loose
Threw us out the door
Didn’t want us at the score no more
It’s alright
It’s ok
Going to get drunk
Just got paid
Then I’m off to Jen Jen’s to get laid
What, Yeah!
Mike –
Mitch cut me loose
Threw me out the door
Didn’t want me at the score no more
It’s alright
It’s ok
Have a pocket full of money
And a whole lot of honeys
Yeah
Mike –
Did I say I was finished?
Don’t play the black card
I got money in the bank
Lawyers in my pockets
Ho’s in my drawers
Not going home
Until the liquors goonne
I just don’t give a fuck
Standing naked on the table
With the weed lit
Hand on a tit
Put the window up
I'm about to throw up
Drinking out the bottle
Going full throttle
Motherfucking CBS
Can lean back and open up
Party like a rockstar
Fuck like a porn star
I don’t give a dam
I bought the whole bar
Annie –
Mitch cut us loose
Didn’t want us on the score no more
It’s alright
It’s ok
My husband will find me a new job anyway
Everyone –
Mitch cut us loose
Didn’t want us on the score no more
It’s alright
It’s ok
THE SCORE IS FUCKING GA Y!
We are the Mike North Morning Crew
MBMC representing
We’ll be back in this motherfucker
Ride this motherfucker
Spin this motherfucker
MBMC for life
South Side
Annie – Can we do this again and edit the curse words?
Fred - Where is Jen?
Rock - Saw her last with Lil John. Can we do it again to Metallica instead?
Mike - You can all leave now. Really, go away please.
Annie – Yes mike
Fred - Yes mike
Rock - So that is a no for Metallica?
Jen Jen - Slurp Slurp
Mike Murphy Show
Murphy -
Cubs programming
Miss a little
Miss a lot
I'm still here haters
What you Sox fans going do bout it?
I keep .45 by my side
I’m one crazy cracka
Not like that race baiter
If a Sox fan passes by
Tuck your chain in
He might rob you
They have no shame
They go to Sox games
Make sure he passes on by
Don’t even say hi
Keep the .45 by your side
Hop into your ride
Destination Wrigleyville
Cub fans call my show
Take care of whatever you need
We’re Cub fans and we bleed
Cubbie blue
Here's to another century
Just remember this
Whatever you say
Whatever you do
Don’t say that name
BARTMAN!
If you do
I will have to find your home
And waste you
I keep the .45 by my side
Even have one in my ride
Feel free to stop me and say hi
Just don’t say that name
BARTMAN!
He’s a sox fan!
Boers and Bernstein Show
Don’t make us click em
Don’t make us click em
You don’t want to be the next victim
Ed from the south side
Welcome to the show
Hello, Boers, Bernstein
Is that you?
You made us click em
You made us click em
You are the next victim
If these callers knew half of what we knew
They wouldn’t be shot dead
Don’t make us click em
Don’t make us click em
Don’t want to be the next victim
Tim from Naperville
Welcome to the score
Yeah, Griese should be the starting QB
Tim, you made us click em
You made us click em
You are the next victim
Next
Rob from Lisle
Guys, …
Click click click!
You sounded like a dick
We decided to click em
You are the next victim
Bernstein -
When will you fools learn
Not to disrespect
Show some intellect
Don’t make us click em
Don’t make us click em
Don’t be the next victim
Boers –
You make it hard for callers today
No one but yourselves to blame
Don’t come too hard
Or we will make you pray
Don’t make us click em
Don’t make us click em
Don’t be the next victim
Rodney from Chicago –
If we ever meet in the streets or in the middle of a ring
I’ll pop you with my glock and steal your diamond rings.
I’ll show you no respect
While I’m stepping on your neck
Make you cry like little bitches
When you think of me
Remember this
Try and click em
Go ahead and try and click em
You will be MY next victims
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