felled by anal beads

Does this mean Frank is RIP too?

I must've missed, well, not exactly missed but was blessed to avoid any knowledge of Frank's anal bead activity.


Turns out that the screwed up faces of pain chessmasters exhibit during matches is not due to extreme concentration but because they've all got anal beads up their arses. in reality the modern grandmaster chess match is a contest to see which player has the better AI chess program stuck up their ass--or otherwise available to them during the match.


this was inevitable from the day Kasparov lost to Deep Blue. As technology has made computing power on the level of Deep Blue circa 1996 available in iphone and smaller devices and advances in machine learning have made it less compute intensive to deploy ML programs, wouldn't be a thing for someone to create a wearable that contained not only the necessary ML routines to win at chess, but also to allow the player to input--via gestures, sounds, movement, etc--the other players moves into the on-board? on-human? program in real time and get the best moves to counter.

Although I think in the current situation with the competing anal beads accusations, the matches were public and the devices using wireless to one-way feed moves to the players while someone watching the match fed the opponent's moves into the machine.

we need to get to the bottom of this

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Carlsen has really showed himself to be a big baby.

An up and coming GM, Hans Nieman, beats him in a classical game and then he tries to destroy him through indirect accusations that he had cheated (because that has to be the reason he won).

And then Carlsen, who's so used to being coddled by everyone, resigns abruptly after two moves the next time they play in protest.

Fischer is rolling over in his grave. Just play and let your chess do the talking, Carlsen. What are you afraid of?

Seemingly the same thing everybody fears - remote control anal beads.

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