Yes, my children, the dice has been rolled.


I will now tell the many here who have voiced their disproval of the old guard, namely Mike North and his 1970's little guy who made it big act, by telling the masses here that yes, its me, your humble authority of all Chicago sports, the NEW morning drive anchor of your favorite sports channel in Chicago.

Your welcome, my fans.

During my interview, I made it clear that people, during their morning transit, most likely to work, just want; to be entertained, their teams status, and a smile on their face.

These three key ingredients to success are lacking by a moronic dolt of a human, whos only goal in wasting valuble air time is to put himself over, for what, nobody knows.

Chicago has grown up, too bad this idiot couldnt roll with the times.
As for my entertainment value, my future listeners, Iam an internet legend, who's pedigree of talent is uncompassed;

http://www.flamechampsnetwork.com/forum ... pic=4752.0

Nobody wants to hear the same broken record every day.
Nobody wants a "shock jock" putting their worthless opinion inbetween the sport news they crave before they punch their time card.


I will be your hero
I will be your voice
I will be your AM god.


The time of Poofer has arrived.

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wtf?

another rare instance where i agree with mr. belvidere

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...if only because I dated someone whose (drunken) father tried to convince me that that swill was as 'smooth' as good cognac. But then again...I didn't hit that....damn (the daughter...you smarmy assholes )

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Hey pooper, why don't you play a game of hide and go fuck yourself?
That sounds like a good idea, no?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Sounds like jealousy has reared its ugly head the way this mongs mother reared its head thru her anal lining, bursting onto a protective plexiglass.

Dont worry little people, I will not forget you, unlike the gimp with the pointed, deflated head who is holding my morning position for only a few short weeks more.

Quality sports journalism will once again be the norm for your morning commute to your nine to five jobs, and you can thank me, THE authority of Chicago sports for your listening pleasure.


Wait, who are you losers again?

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You are one pathetic loser. What was your point again?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Did you forget?
Or did the phallic sprout on the top of your head get in the way?

Instead of stamping your foot like a downs patient on two Red Bulls, scroll up son, and use those eyes.....or the little text box, Stephen Hawkins/Roger Ebert contraption you just might have installed into that empty spray paint can fastened on your shoulders and see if you can make it clack a bit.

Please, dont call into the Poofer morning show extravaganza(working title)
with such trite, it makes you, as my fanbase, look like knuckle draggers....and thats the image I promised I would make dissapear.


I will clean up sports talk radio.....and hat pile of garbage Mike North left a huge mess.......

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Pooper, the only thing you will clean up is the fucking bathroom after some gap-toothed moron, who, I might add, is more intelligent than yourself, pukes up his Grand Slam breakfast all over the Denny's bathroom floor. The next thing of significance you post will be your first.
You are a sorry ass piece of shit, that only comes out when his daddy lets him out of the basement long enough to embarrass the family.
Which takes quit a bit of doing, since Ed Gein is rumored to be your Uncle.
Do society a favor and kill off your relatives and then off yourself, so as to not contaminate an already shallow gene pool.
There is nothing wrong with you that a bullet in the head couldn't fix.
Now go fuck yourself and leave us alone, you sorry ass little piece of shit.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

More whining?

This is why Chicago fans are looked at as the lowest common, take your sheer stupidity, and throw in jealousy, and wola, you have jaded nobody who wants to jump on the coat tails of someone of importance, namely me, the next morning host that the common man, read-you,are a fan of.


This is your moment of greatness, little one.


Its not my fault for your harsh upbringing, nor was it me who fed you a butt plug shaped like a Hersheys kiss when you wanted your mothers streched marked, bruised bussom.It wasnt my fault that your father, instead of playing catch with you behind your trailer home, decided to be a team player in the back of some bathroom stall for a couple quick bucks with the local african american contingent in some greasy spoon where crabs were not on the menu, but, from your dads pure determination to put food on the table and his own liquid supper, where a known commodity, and gave plenty of the locals something to scratch over and complain.

But see, unlike the hapless Mike North, I give you, the little people of the world, the chance to express your opinion and have your voice be heard.


Seek counseling, little one, before you impregnate a billy goat thinking it will unbreak the curse.

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You know Pooper, if you weren't pathetic you wouldn't have any personality at all.
Now, do as I ask and go fuck yourself. That is the only way you can make us all happy. Take a broomstick and open up your ass for all of the masses to see. You know, you like to let everyone see your gaping bung-hole. In fact, you would love to stick your own tongue up if you were able. Too bad you have to wait for Mr. Pickles to come home to have another man to stick his tongue up your leaky starfish, you sick fuck. The last thing you need to worry about is what you might say on the radio. You need to worry about what you are going to scream when the next hairy buttless chapped queer sticks his crank up your greased hole. You know that is really what you are waiting for, you sick fuck. Now go back into your hole and wait for the next dick to arrive and see if you can swallow without throwing up.

Embarrassing!!!!!!!

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he writes like Rick Telander

Huzzah.

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

Poofer must be OG.

I have a hard time imagining OG catching on in Dallas/Ft Worth... Well, actually, anywhere, but Texas seems an odd place...

As for the (st)Rangers, well, what a sad bunch they've been over the years.

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Seems like he has the same education as Mike North.

You're welcome.

And this very homo-erotic reply makes me belive that you, little one, are in that uncomfortable climate of not knowing who it is you really are, or, who it is, deep down, that you want to be.

Have you been picked on for so long, that your very own desires, desires that you have displayed towards me, your superior, thrown you off the beaten path so much so, that you take out those same feelings and desires against any show of superiority?

Its the 2000's, little twinky, you can be whomever it is you want.

Now, having homosexual feelings doesn't make you bad, but throwning those same feelings on others, others of importance AND significance, makes you, look confused.

But lets delve deeper into those same remarks you made, shall we?

They revolve around sticking things up orifices, and, while morally unclean, I have a feeling that your father, in a drunken stupor, must have took you into a darken bathroom one too many times when you were younger, making such filthy actions, to you, mind you, seem normal.

So, while I cant be upset that you, and your porous childhood inspirations for lashing out on a cruel, cruel world that doesn't understand you, I do feel sympathy for the simple fact you were programmed by a drunken adult who shouldn't have doe such things to you in the first place.

Its ok to shave your legs, little man.
Its ok to express yourself like you want to in real life.
It will ease the bitter pain from a lifetime of harbored resentment, which is what you show here on these boards.Just be free with yourself, and you just might like the person you see in the mirror, possibly for the very first time.

Theres a new you, little one, just waiting to get out.


As the new host of the Morning drive, as you can see, Iam an anchor who cares about his fans.

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I really wish I had as much time as "the poofer" and others to write this stuff on the board. Don't get me wrong, I find it infinitely entertaining. Keep it up!

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Poofer glad to see that you took your dick out of Pickles mouth long enough to do some typing. It has provided 2 seconds of entertainment. Now please go back to being Pickles blow up doll.

Bravo Poofer!!!

Mr.Pickles loves it when morons like these uneducated, pop and fresh pasties think they actually have a chance to match wits with you, and Mr.Pickles.


May they all die from painful gonorrhea.




Mr.Pickles tip of the day:

Trying is useless when you are stupid.

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PM Mr.Pickles for the link, get your Mr.Pickles tee-shirts today!!!

Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!

Great. Dipshit #1 is back. As usual nothing more than yapping.

EMBARASSING

And this is my target audience I have to lower my standards and intelligence for.


All I need to do is drill a quarter inch hole in my head with a rusted power drill and pour some bath tub moonshine in the open wound....that should knock my smarts down a few notches.

I do these things, because my fans are my LIFE

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Poofer, my gifts to you.

1. A billboard

2. A waitress from a very popular Chicago eatery.

3. A list of people to blame for any failures in your life.

These are free to you.

Oh I know, Mr. Pickles, I do.

But since these mongrels, inbred mongrels Iam sure, are the target demographic The Score is trying to win, My utter distain for such idiotic fools will be masked behind a blind stare, an unfirm handshake, and a few Kettle Gimlets with extra vodka.

Little do these morons know, but at every simulcast where they show up to meet me, I will have a decoy in my stead, leaving me to have never ending anal sex with their wives.

I will break half of the females of Chicago in....the RIGHT way.

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who is this guy? I don't understand what's going on.

ThePoofer is a legend here on this site, and your better.


You are a sack of lit shit, lighting up the trailer park on a slow Tuesday morning, making toothless men and women think Christmas is coming quite a bit early.

Mr.Pickles hopes your most cherished loved ones get raped by a group of colored boys who sign their names with the letter X, and produces a white/black joke of a human being dumber than that.

Now fuck off.


Mr.Pickles tip of the day:

If you don't know, shut up stupid.

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The Mr.Pickles fan-club and website is now online!!!

PM Mr.Pickles for the link, get your Mr.Pickles tee-shirts today!!!

And now that my close friend and personal associate, Teddy G. has come here to verify my acceptance as the next morning host, and that Mr. Norths tenure is quickly coming to a close, lets celebrate my annointing as the Scores newest savior.


The world is running out of heros, thank god Iam flesh.

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I must bump this thread, only because Mr. Pickles has graced you all with a couple replys.

Thank god that he made myself, THE authority of Chicago sports, and Mr. Pickles........

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