"Don't worry mike everything will be fine. If wls doesn't come thru, i'm sure someone will be bangin down my door. and i's got plent of money stashed in all my vegas properties. that was a good investment buying property in vegas a couple yrs back. i'm sure the value has tripled by now. note to self, rip up that $1000 check for rock's wedding gift and give him 5 caucasion man cds, as i know he really loves me. got to put in a call to my buddy mad dog in NY. he can surley get me a job at WFAN. remember when they wanted me and jiggs to come out there. they have to remember me. note to self, make sure to give dan mcneil a call. he still thinks i'm great. why did i have to always rip on espn? man that probably wasn't the smartest thing to do. even if they offered me a gig, after all the ripping i did, how could i take it ? yeah, i'm not worried. i good, i'm great, and gosh darn i love myself. and i'm goin make a mint on my book deal. no doubt about it. who will play me in the movie, probably jonny depp or matt damon. this time off will be good. yeah that's the ticket"

What is going on in Nort's mind? Right about now, probably . . .

"Duhhh . . . huh, huh . . . huh, huh . . . oh, boy, dis is my favorite part of dis cartoon when da road runner tricks da coyote again . . . huh, huh . . ."

His ass.