Mrs. N: You're out of work 3 days and we can't pay the electric bill? They shut the power off? What the . . . ? You made millions. Where'd it all go?

Mr. N: Hey, I gives ta lots uh charities--like my supporters are always pointin' out, by da way--an' I drops a few C-notes here an' dere to parkin' lot attendants, I buys a few big screens fer da basement, I slips Jen a little on da side fer . . .

Mrs. N: For WHAT???!!!

Mr. N: Uh, ya know, fer . . . uh . . . fer . . .uh, a pedicure or sometin'--yeah, dat's it, a pedicure. She needs ta look good as my executive prodoocer, like when I takes her ta da Big Apple wit me when I auditions fer all dem big New York gigs. Anyways, how's your candlelight dinner?

Mrs. N: Well, if you like old shoes from the garage with Marconi giardiniera, just delicious.

Mr. N: Dat's da spirit. We'll get trough dis, hon. Any day now, da offers from udder stations will start pourin' in. But I tink dese sneakers are just a teensy bit tough. Dey could use a little more giardiniera. Yo, hey, house boy, c'mere!

Servant: Yes, sir, what can I do for you? And let me say in advance, whatever you want, it's the right choice, I agree 100% with your decision and I will do my utmost to make your wishes a reality and . . .

Mr. & Mrs. N: SHUT UP, FRED!!!

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

nort: hey bebe, lucky just took a shit on the bed, why don't youse clean it up.

bebe: get your ex-producer too do it, you stupid fuck

nort: whoa, what did you say toots ?

bebe: how can you turn down 800k/yr for 5 yrs ? where the hell are you goin get that kind of offer ?? how are you goin pay for the upkeep of pappyland ? rent-a-center keeps callin and sayin they are goin pick up your 10 flat screens cause we are behind on the payments.

nort: don't worry bee, the score will be beggin for me to come back at my price of 2 mil/yr. my ratings were great and i gots all my sponsers ready to bolt if i don't come back.

North would never say sneakers. Details prick, out.

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