Taken from his last web note.

Does this mean he might be getting a job on a pregame or nighttime wrap up show?

That would be my guess....or maybe he'll have a podcast.

I would doubt it. He's not big news anymore, in fact, he's not news anymore. Mr. Irrelevant, Mr. Has Been. that is all this putz really is.

What a riot this is turning out to be. Poor Jen. Mike will take a job that wont require an assistant. Shes regret'n her career decisions now

I know what the Big Bears thing will be for Pappy's post...

Hey Folks,

Well, life has been great. In the last week I've received 1 million messages. Every single one of them has been great. They all say what a wonderful man I am and what a crime it is that I'm not on the air.

Anyway, my big announcement:

WBBM does a fine job covering the Bears. They really are great. I mean 2nd to none. Jeff and Tom are great. The management there is wonderful. Boy are they great. In case anybody from WBBM is reading this my number is...

By the way, I'm still thinking about those 4 great offers I've had. They are all for millions of dollars. I'm still thinking about which one to take.

Take care everybody.

PS: My next post will be something big about the Chicago Bulls. Take care.

...or how about:

"Mr. Mayor Daley, I'z ready to move back into da city and pickup where I left off before me an' d'ol lady went into da hot dog biz. I know all'bout da parks and I'm da man for da job. I know what dem standz should be makin' on da beaches, and I kin git you your proper chop of dat profit paper.

Anyhowze, I can call yor guy (who did replace Commisioner Kelly by duh way?) and work out deze details. Thanks.

...No I don't need the pointy thing to pick up trash, or gloves ...again...do I? OK, yassuh Boss

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Sincerely,

Mike, Bebe, and Lucky

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I think this is the 'big' Bears news he posted on his site today:

Also Devon Hester is being paid to run back punts, and kicks, and be a decoy on offense with an occasional catch. He's worth what they are paying him just to do that. He will never be a dominant receiver. Just let him do what he does best and be the best return man and special teams returner I've ever seen. And I saw Sayers.

Great inside info only North could provide.

Did he ever cough up his Big Bears News?

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No more L word.

Mike North must've went to the Laurence Holmes school of breaking stories from Bears camp.

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we need a better way to keep track of his lies

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