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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:44 pm 
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Must have some time on her hands.


Apparently not as much as you do...


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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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Said it before, I'll say it again:

I just don't think she's that attractive. She obviously does, but I don't get it.

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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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I'll give her credit. She has confidence. She thinks she's a little sexpot. Nobody poses like that for public display unless they think they've got it. I think she's a little confused. It's over for her unless Pappy lands another gig.

I think she thinks she can be another Erin Andrews. We've all heard about that article about Erin strutting around the Cubs club house all sexed up. Touching players, bending over, using that femininity and what not. Jen thinks she can be that type. No, Jen. You can't. The players wouldn't turn a head in that club house if you do what Erin does. They've got groupies waiting for them in their limos 10 times better. You can't be the "respected journalist" either.

Good God, I think Jen is in panic mode. I'll bet Pappy will get an angry call from her shortly. "Umm, like Pappy, you said you'd have something by now!!!!"

Hey Jen, you could have stayed with the Score. Oh...right. You were offended that the Score just wanted to use your feminity. Right. I forgot. Yeah, I mean, with that pose, I'm thinking you should be a local news anchor. If that pose isn't "Look at me!!!! I'm a sexy girly!!!" I don't know what is. Way to not use your femininity, Jen. Way to stand for something more.


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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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I just don't think she's that attractive.


No doubt she is a moron for hitching her wagon to Pappy, but I gotta say she looks pretty darn good to me

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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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Yeah. Women always look better when they arch their back. No doubt about that. Especially when they wear a skin-tight top. Next time, hang in a freezer for 10 minutes before you pose, Jen.


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RFDC wrote:
spanky wrote:
I just don't think she's that attractive.


No doubt she is a moron for hitching her wagon to Pappy, but I gotta say she looks pretty darn good to me


She looks pretty good in that picture.


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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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She IS a decent looking girl, a 6 or 7 if you use the dickhead ratings scale system. The problem is that she has been portrayed and acts like she's a 9 or 10. That's why people give her shit about her looks. She's fine, just not as good as she thinks which makes her much more ugly.


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She IS a decent looking girl, a 6 or 7 if you use the dickhead ratings scale system. The problem is that she has been portrayed and acts like she's a 9 or 10. That's why people give her shit about her looks. She's fine, just not as good as she thinks which makes her much more ugly.



I'd say 4.5-5.0.

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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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She IS a decent looking girl, a 6 or 7 if you use the dickhead ratings scale system. The problem is that she has been portrayed and acts like she's a 9 or 10. That's why people give her shit about her looks. She's fine, just not as good as she thinks which makes her much more ugly.


Thats actually a very good way of putting it. Mike North was the one who started it, and she never really did anything to stop him. Her attitude towards the whole thing was "Yes I know I am fine"..instead of being humble and modest towards it.

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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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Good news Jen!! Porn is always looking for your type. Good looking chicks, who are willing to do old guys, and don't need the $5,000 "do these Cool Whip containers look good on my chest" job. Godspeed!

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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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Saw her one time out at a remote and she was not very impressive. Much easier to get the pictures airbrushed than the blochy face.

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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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Saw her one time out at a remote and she was not very impressive. Much easier to get the pictures airbrushed than the blochy face.


She must not have seen the cable commercials for Proactiv Solution. As Jessica Simpson says,
"I use the Refining Mask. Just a lil' dab is all you need!" :tongue:

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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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is/was she a total bitch? why all the talk about her looks?
she looks pretty to me.
no one here knows of a girl who looked like
Hannah Montana, but thought she looked like Hannah Harper? (no underage jokes please).

can't say I miss her zed 451 reads, but North is/was old enough to
realize he is/was a douchebag. I put Massengill on pizza, even my shoooooooooooooes.

Jen still has a chance, albeit not at 670.

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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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She's not that great , but...
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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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Nice Job, Jen. It worked out for you. Fuck the Score and them using your "femininity". Those bastards. How dare the offend you with that offer that was clearly beneath you.

For those who haven't followed the "Pappy update" thread Pappy has a new job. Jen is in on it.

Congrats on the new job, Jen. A low rent "Gambling site". Who's in on this site? Mr. Skin.

To quote Pappy on his new web site: "Oh yeah - Nudity and gambling. Can't beat it."

Way to keep your intergrity Jen. Fuck the Score. You showed them.


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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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When this thing comes online, can someone touch base with that Herald reporter to do a follow-up piece?

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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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Nice Job Jen. It worked out for you. Fuck the Score and them using your "femininity". Those bastards. How dare the offend you with that offer that was clearly beneath you.

Congrats on the new job, Jen. A low rent "Gambling site". Who's in on this site? Mr. Skin.

To quote Pappy on his new web site: "Gambling and Nudity. Can't beat it."

Way to keep your intergrity Jen. Fuck the Score.


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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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Nice Job, Jen. It worked out for you. Fuck the Score and them using your "femininity". Those bastards. How dare the offend you with that offer that was clearly beneath you.

For those who haven't followed the "Pappy update" thread Pappy has a new job. Jen is in on it.

Congrats on the new job, Jen. A low rent "Gambling site". Who's in on this site? Mr. Skin.

To quote Pappy on his new web site: "Oh yeah - Nudity and gambling. Can't beat it."

Way to keep your intergrity Jen. Fuck the Score. You showed them.


Well, we'll all have fun if she's one of the models, won't we?

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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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That's another thing. Why does Jen pose like a model for her myspace page? Talk about vain. Not just the one we saw in this thread. She had other "model poses" on ther myspace. One where it suggested she was naked laying down next to a radio. (we didn't see by-cracky or boobs but it was suggested)

Does Jen actually go to a studio to pose for these pictures of herself? Does she pay for "model shoots" of herself. That would be hilarious. Or is Fritzy taking these photos?

She's not gonna be in Maxim or Playboy. Why do you do this, Jen? I don't think these "model shoots" will help get you another producing job.


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I posted this to her (and pissed her off pretty good) when she was on the board a few months back, but her myspace pictures are the most sad and needy things I've ever seen. Having EVERY damn picture of herself with real and pseudo celebrities on that in an attempt to show off is so transparent, I can't believe she still has them up. If I was in a similar position and had a ton of pictures with celebrities, I would refuse to post them on a Myspace just because I know how bad it would make me look. Even if I really wanted to put them up I wouldn't because it makes you look like such a tool. How does she not realize this? Plus I asked her here. I think it was something on the lines of "Your celeb pics plastered all over your myspace makes you look like a bigger star fucker than you actually even are". No response yet from The Engine. Maybe I should ask The Mike instead.


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Jen was on the board? I musta missed that, what was her screen name on here?

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Jen was on the board? I musta missed that, what was her screen name on here?


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 Post subject: Re: Jens My Space
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Jen said she would answer a "ask jen" here.

We posed the questions, some were mean, and she never did it.


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Jen was on the board? I musta missed that, what was her screen name on here?


Keeping Score.

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I like the way she makes her boobies look on that above photo.

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Jen was on the board? I musta missed that, what was her screen name on here?


Yeah, I think her name was JenJen or something like that. Rock and BigFan confirmed it was her. She didn't last long here though. I think she was expecting the same ass-lickery she was used to getting at work with North every day but didn't get the red carpet treatment she was hoping for.


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Well, Jen's career of taking photos with famous people is over. She won't have those chances anymore. She can still pose like a model. We'll probably see more of those now.

You're right Hawkeye. There is something very wrong about that. She doesn't realize that. She should. It's "Photo Jen" "Look at me Jen."

-Look at me pushing my tits out in this shot

-Here is me with this celebrity

-Hey, look at me with this celebrity

-Look at me pushing my face against this celebrity

-Here is one of me with my hair flowing


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hawkeye wrote:
I think she was expecting the same ass-lickery she was used to getting at work with North every day but didn't get the red carpet treatment she was hoping for.


didn't ikesouth say he'd eat out her butthole? :wink:


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I think she was expecting the same ass-lickery she was used to getting at work with North every day but didn't get the red carpet treatment she was hoping for.


didn't ikesouth say he'd eat out her butthole? :wink:


He did. He's working on his response to you right now. Check back around the 21st of August.


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Jen Jen - Hi Mom. Hi Dad. I got a new job. Me and Mike are back in business.

Mom - That's great hun. What station? What are you doing? Producer or anchor women or both?

Jen Jen - No. No. Nothing like that although I'm sure that is coming. It's a gambling service Web site. I'm one of the experts.

Dad - Oh. I see. What exacly do you do?

Jen Jen - Nothing

Dad - How much do you get paid?

Jen Jen - I'll be getting 5% of the gross profit.

Dad - I see. Uhh,well, congrats hun. You deserve this. Uhhh...so you do nothing and get 5%. Umm, this is Mike doing this for you?

Jen Jen - That's right dad. Gotta go. Talk to you later. Bye.


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