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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:29 pm 
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You know it's coming soon. This is how I see it going down...

Pappy - Get da door Bebe. Dat's Jen to go over todays lines with me.

Jen - Morning Pappy. Ya know, I don't know why the fuck you make me come here every morning. You don't take my picks anyway.

Pappy - Take an easy dare toots!!!! You wanna get paid from dis site den you come here every day!! You gotta earn your keep. You gotta come here. You could dress a little nicer too. Like da way you did at da Score. Dat was da Jen I liked. You dress a little sloppy now. Don't wear any make-up either. You're a little angry now, hun. What's wrong?

Jen - That's another thing. You gonna get something? I mean something good? I thought you had big things in line. Ya know, I quit the Score cuz I thought you had another show set up for me. I thought you and I would host a show together. That's what you led me to beleive.

Pappy - I'm workin on it toots. Now let's go over these point spreads. Big College weekend. I gotta do well.

Jen - Do you know how embarrasing it is to tell my friends and family that I'm a fuckin' handicapper. Jesus Christ, what the fuck do I know about gambling? My friends do everything they can not to laugh at me. I was a star Pappy. I could show off to my girlfriends and take pictures with celebrites. I was doing commercials. We went on free trips for sporting events around the country. Why the fuck did you turn down 800k? Did you not think of me once?

Pappy - I never knew I had to think of you, hun. Hey, dares da door!!! Leave if you want.

Jen - I will. Fuck you. This whole thing is weird anyway. I've had to hang around you and be nice to you for 4 years. By the way, you fuckin' smell bad all the time. I only fuckin did it cuz I thought I could ride you to success. I thought I could be famous through you. That's not happening. Fuck you!! I'm out. No more taking this weird relationship any more. Stop starring at my boobs!!!! God!!! Good-bye you weird, ignorant, dumb, piece of garbage.

Pappy - You really hurt me Jen. I thought you cared about me. I did a lot for you. I gave you a start. You think you're getting anywhere without me? I made you. Guess what? I'll make another one. Dares always another girl? You don't realize dat. You're not getting last months 5% to from the web site either. Too bad. It was $22. Bebe, show Jen the door. Jen Jen...my little engine...you're dead to me.

*****Godfather music plays out of no where. Pappy stares out his kitchen window for an hour and weeps. He smells himself and realizes Jen was right. He weeps for another hour. Bebe brings him a sandwitch but doesn't speak. Pappyland is silent.******


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:11 am 
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Or Maybe Pappy and BeBe fallout with Jen Jen being the home wrecker?


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:31 am 
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Or a third option is Bebe and Jen plan Mike's demise......


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