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 Post subject: Who's Jennifer Webber
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:40 am 
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Check This Out. it's Jen Jen The Little Engine's traffic tryout on NBC.

http://chicagotv.feedroom.com/iframeset.jsp?ord=652398

Best part of this - talking about the Dan Ryan and pointing to the Eisenhower.


good thing she wasn't reading anything.



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:06 pm 
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Give her a break. She is a young person trying to get started in the business. Just like the "boom goes the dynamite" kid she needs some experience but soon should be no worse than a typical traffic bunny. If anyone saw me performing on my first day on the job, they would think it was hillarious as well. Luckily with years of experience I have worked my way up to simply pathetic.

By the way take a look at the other apprectice contestant. Tell me which of those two would you want to see in the mornings? I lived one block off of Ravenswood for 5 years. Who knew it could be such an exciting street.


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Alter Ego wrote:
Check This Out. it's Jen Jen The Little Engine's traffic tryout on NBC.

http://chicagotv.feedroom.com/iframeset.jsp?ord=652398

Best part of this - talking about the Dan Ryan and pointing to the Eisenhower.


good thing she wasn't reading anything.



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Hahaha, where did you find this? And WTF Jennifer WEBBER?

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You guys are probably going to laugh at me, but I was very interested in getting into this contest. I'll fill you guys in on a little secret: I, spmack, have entertainment aspirations. The only reason I didn't get into the contest was because I didn't find out about it until I read it in Feder the day before that contest ended, and I was calling everybody I know who may have a camcorder (of course black folks just don't have that luxury but oh well..) I had one but I broke it, and no one else had one. I could have rented one for like 75 but I didn't think it was worth it, so I missed this opportunity. And I heard that there were only 300 entrants. I would have been totally sastified just making the top 10, and maybe AF aka PB would have sent a link of me doing this, but oh well....I'm still young, I got plenty of chances.......

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It is a secret that you have "entertainment aspirations"?

Maybe it is just me, but I figured that out a long time ago from reading your posts.

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You guys are probably going to laugh at me, but I was very interested in getting into this contest. I'll fill you guys in on a little secret: I, spmack, have entertainment aspirations. The only reason I didn't get into the contest was because I didn't find out about it until I read it in Feder the day before that contest ended, and I was calling everybody I know who may have a camcorder (of course black folks just don't have that luxury but oh well..) I had one but I broke it, and no one else had one. I could have rented one for like 75 but I didn't think it was worth it, so I missed this opportunity. And I heard that there were only 300 entrants. I would have been totally sastified just making the top 10, and maybe AF aka PB would have sent a link of me doing this, but oh well....I'm still young, I got plenty of chances.......

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It is a secret that you have "entertainment aspirations"?

Maybe it is just me, but I figured that out a long time ago from reading your posts.



Oh ok, maybe it is clear in my posts then. Just like Martin from Joliet. A lot of his posts look like editorials, so I'm not surprised if he is trying to become a sportswriter.

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spmack wrote:
I was calling everybody I know who may have a camcorder (of course black folks just don't have that luxury but oh well..) I had one but I broke it, and no one else had one. I could have rented one for like 75 but I didn't think it was worth it, so I missed this opportunity. And I heard that there were only 300 entrants. I would have been totally sastified just making the top 10, and maybe AF aka PB would have sent a link of me doing this, but oh well....I'm still young, I got plenty of chances.......


I'm gonna channel Fred Huebner and Mike North here and say what they would have said:

"Why don't you just buy a camcorder and return it after you use it like the rest of you people do? That's why the rest of us gotta pay a restocking fee!"


And don't call me racist for saying that because my father did that to record both my grade school and high school graduation.

PS if you want to start really low on the entertainment ladder, I'm thinking of trying to do a sports show on WHPK "The Pride of the South Side" 88.5 FM at the University of Chicago. Feel free to be a part of the action!

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Yea SP - feel free to be a part of the action -

Here are some show names for you both to consider:

SP and the Anus
Penismack!
Anus in the morning (w/ SPmack)
SPmack and the Penis

Damn it I crack myself up!

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I was calling everybody I know who may have a camcorder (of course black folks just don't have that luxury but oh well..) I had one but I broke it, and no one else had one. I could have rented one for like 75 but I didn't think it was worth it, so I missed this opportunity. And I heard that there were only 300 entrants. I would have been totally sastified just making the top 10, and maybe AF aka PB would have sent a link of me doing this, but oh well....I'm still young, I got plenty of chances.......


I'm gonna channel Fred Huebner and Mike North here and say what they would have said:

"Why don't you just buy a camcorder and return it after you use it like the rest of you people do? That's why the rest of us gotta pay a restocking fee!"


And don't call me racist for saying that because my father did that to record both my grade school and high school graduation.

PS if you want to start really low on the entertainment ladder, I'm thinking of trying to do a sports show on WHPK "The Pride of the South Side" 88.5 FM at the University of Chicago. Feel free to be a part of the action!

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Penismack!


Classic! I laughed out loud at that one.

No offense to Anus or spmack intended.


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The offer is open to all of you as well. I just hope the station doesn't have a no nudity on premises policy like that guy Rover's station or the show might not last too long.

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Ed Asner wrote:
Anus in the morning


Wouldn't "Morning in the Anus" fit better?

Icky. :P


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If it was a contest and others made submissions, OK fine, but was that her best take? did you get one shot and done?

The person who impresses me is her agent? For all the young people trying to get a shot in the media business, Jen jen sure gets her share of media time.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:58 pm 
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Check This Out. it's Jen Jen The Little Engine's traffic tryout.


HUH? I don't get it. I see 2 broads: a brunette white girl named Maribeth and a black girl named Jennifer. I don't see no blond white Jen-Jen. Who's yankin my chain?


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Go here to see it

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O God is that bad. Give it to the Black Girl. Brown Sugar.


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would you all have voted for me?

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Yeah I'll vote for Jennifer Webber, the black girl. I'm thinking for some reason that voting for Jen P is a conflict of interest, seeing that she works in the NBC tower. The old black guy was cool too, he had a "soothing" voice.

And Jennifer Webber is a cutie, too.

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would you all have voted for me?


Only if we knew it was you. Then we'd think about it...

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